Trump Dump

When you have to take a huge, messy and smelly poop, especially when that poop goes on and on or occurs in multiple stages.

"Man, those burritos I ate last night game me a lot of belly pain."
"Are you feeling OK today?"
Oh yeah - this morning I had a major Trump Dump, and now I'm all cleaned out."

"Oh my GOD IN HEAVEN, what is that SMELL?"
Sorry, I just took a Trump Dump."

Trump Dump by ChickOfFewWords November 13, 2016

dumpster chicken 

A seagull that hangs out in the parking lots at malls eating leftover trash

That fucking dumpster chicken just ate my fries.

dumpster chicken by HookaBrandon March 5, 2007

Dumpster Jedi 

A Dumpster Jedi is someone who dispenses wisdom and information from either the street, or while diving/living in a dumpster. They will look rather strange and probably smell rather foul. But this belies their kindness and wisdom.

DJ- And that is how you avoid bullies
Guy- Wow...You're some kind of Dumpster Jedi

Dumpster Jedi by wxdeath65 August 24, 2010

Dump your tits 

A formal request for a female to display her breasts to everyone in the room.

Sally asked me for a ride home. I said yea maybe if you DUMP YOUR TITS !

Dump your tits by terp23670 September 11, 2009

Take a dump on me 

A request you ask of a friend or stranger when you are having such a bad day that the only thing that could make it worse is someone actually emptying their bowels onto you.

Wesley: Dude its too bad that you forgot to wear clothes on school picture day, now your ding-dong's gonna be in the yearbook.
Ben: Take a dump on me!
Wesley: Okay!

Take a dump on me by Gunlockben January 28, 2011

Limb Lump Dump 

When one enters into an irregular bowel movement and produces a stool the size of a human babies arm.

Alison: “Brian, Brian….! Can you call a Paramedic. I have Limb Lump Dumped….!”

Brain: “Alison, not again. These irregular bowel movements must stop. Consider the local sewerage systems. They cannot accommodate stools such as the girth that you produce. Sewerage engineering has some advancement to make before correct distribution of your Turds can be achieved”.

Limb Lump Dump by Bert Fegg November 24, 2007

dimpsy

old devonian(uk) term for twilight,dusk.when the days light starts to fade.

it's starting to get dimpsy.

dimpsy by bumpkin paul November 28, 2007