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Pork the Dork

The act of giving "nerds" delicious pork products. A way of showing over-all appreciation for a technical support solution that shown immediate and satisfying results.
I totally porked the dork last week, gave Kevin 4 pounds of smoked porkbutt. Without him my home would not have this life saving Wifi coverage. Thats the best way to Pork the Dork.
by Fatty Magoo September 14, 2022
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Dork

Cute , odd , silly and mostly socially awkward person . When a girl calls a guy a dork , it's affectionate , when a guy calls a guy a dork it's either affectionate or to ridicule the other person.
Jack Sparrow is the funny , cool guy . Will Turner is the adorable dork.
by Potc lolololol June 13, 2017
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dork disc

Also known as a "spoke protector", which is commonly found on inexpensive department store bicycles along with with kickstands, front baskets, and handlebar tassels. It's unnecessary if you're bike is properly maintained. The sundamaged dork disc is a telltale sign of a newbie rider.
Dude, you don't need that dork disc if your derailleurs are properly indexed. If you're not using training wheels, chuck it in the trash.
by skaughtto November 2, 2023
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Dork

u are a dork gabby.
by surfer dude January 23, 2022
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dork

girl: your a dork
boy: rude
by peqchyluhv November 22, 2019
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dork snorkeler

1. An ass-kisser

2. One who performs fellacio frequently
1. I see you bought the boss a new tie - you're such a dork snorkeler.

2. Dude, you should just take her back to your crib; I hear she's a straight dork snorkeler.
by saulgoode-42 March 6, 2009
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Dork

Renessa is an absolute dork, a cute one though”
by Serqet January 30, 2023
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