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Ghost Docking

Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.

"Docking" but without one of the docks.

original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola
subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"

-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.

(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!
by tronn4 March 3, 2012
mugGet the Ghost Dockingmug.

Spanish and Filipino Docking

When a Spanish male places his penis inside of a Filipino males foreskin. Sometimes refereed to Friday night basketball
Brais - I love Spanish and filipino Docking with Carlo. It feels so right and so warm
by The Mac 88 June 1, 2017
mugGet the Spanish and Filipino Dockingmug.

T-Docking

The act of triple docking, in which two circumcised penises penetrate the foreskin of the third larger uncut shlong.
Dorvid’s massive schlong engulfed Brent and Coby’s wieners in a late night T-Docking rendezvous.
mugGet the T-Dockingmug.

Docking Noses

When one person bends over backwards or lies down so that another person may place their nostrils on their own.

Commonly used in the question, "Hey, wanna dock noses?", which is used mostly as a disgusting joke.
I saw larry and jack docking noses yesterday. How gross!

I would love to dock noses with you

Mom, Dad, where is a good place to dock noses with my friends?
by fddddddddddddddddfdddddddddddd September 27, 2017
mugGet the Docking Nosesmug.

Docked her in the dome

Hitting someone in the perfect spot where the temple is the weakest and the brain gets rocked
She was asking me why I got a midnight snack so I docked her in the dome.
by squidphish1024 May 1, 2020
mugGet the Docked her in the domemug.

Dock Hoarder

A "Dock Hoarder" is a term for the game Rust, referring to people who own multiple tugboats, submarines, and regular rhibs and keep them at the fishing village.
Naked 1: Man, I've been trying to get a tugboat all day but the Dock Hoarders have them.
Naked 2: Man I fucking hate Dock Hoarders.
by TriggerJug July 11, 2023
mugGet the Dock Hoardermug.

Croc docking

The act of shitting in a croc, freezing is recommended but not absolutely necessary. Then inserting the pre-docked croc into the participants vagina or anus
Hey Sheila get over here, I've just shat in your croc. Shall I'll freeze it and save it for later, or do u fancy a warm croc docking??
by Therake1991 January 1, 2025
mugGet the Croc dockingmug.

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