Dildo baggins

The name given to a ladies vagina that has been stretched beyond recognition by sex toys

Couldn't feel a thing snagging that girl I pulled last night. She had a right dildo baggins.

by Filthychels December 23, 2016

cock dildo

A vibrator for the penis

My fucked up brother put a video of a dude getting vibrator shoved in and out of his cock. The dirty hooker coped a cock dildo

by Lucas Newitt September 27, 2006

red dildo

An adjective used to describe a situation in which everyone is in "fucked".

When yelled, it can be a warning to others to hide from someone who is not liked.

Someone yells "red dildo!" Dorm room doors slam shut.

by Jimbo Pierce November 21, 2007

Haiti Dildo

A dildo which when turned to the "on" position sounds and feels like the Haiti earthquake to all occupants of the house. Please not that a Haiti Dildo may be heard and felt by more tha ust the occupants of the house.

Damn man that girl next door was using her Haiti dildo again. My beer almost shook right of the table!

by CVC7007 December 27, 2010

Dildo Baggins

A Hobbit residing in Sonipat, Haryana by the alias of Saurabh Dhillon.(Dhill-o, Dild-o).

He has no ring. He just has an unnaturally brilliant ability to live off people.

Also a descendant of the common parasite.

He bummed a ciggarette off me again.

Bloody Dildo Baggins!

by Beelzebub234 October 13, 2011

dildo nubbins

another term for a noob or newbie. Derived from Bilbo Baggins from the lord of the rings, a dildo and newbie.

"Shut the fuck up dildo nubbins." "Jack acts like such a fuckin dildo nubbins."

by Kraut April 4, 2005

dildo fish

A quatic vertebrate animals that are typically ectothermic, often in a lifless, stunned or frozen state from being kept in a sea food market display case before being abruptly removed either by aroused customer or clerk to be used as a vaginal, or in some rare cases rectal pleasure device.

After a long tense moment in which Beatrice stared longingly into his eyes and then down his lobster-stained apron to his bulging package, Marty smashed the freezer glass with his meaty fist and grabbed the first dildo fish he could get his hands on, an atlantic salmon.

by johnnyface February 1, 2009