Cleveland dildo

The act of taking a shit mid winter outside, letting it freeze then using the frozen feces as a Dildo.

If you’re going to give me the Cleveland Dildo at least put it in my ass

by Captain clap August 31, 2018

Dildo King

The King Of Dildos, they have dragon dildo anal beads in there ass at all times.

"The dildo king needs you to pay your lube taxes."

by Choader Boater May 17, 2020

Dildo glob

A person who acts like a penis, and in general looks like one

Brigid L. Is a dildo glob

by Rhyeit July 29, 2016

monster dildo

A huge fucking dildo

Regan used the monster dildo

by Iknowkinkystuff October 21, 2019

Dildo cheese

Cheese in a dildo

Hey man I found my moms dildo cheese was still fresh

Wtf cheese?

by Penisfucker69 December 04, 2020

dildo shlong

A giant dildo not even the people with the strongest wills can take on.

“Ranch couldn’t defeat the dildo shlong and his asshole was defeated”

by Cum cake December 21, 2022

Special Dildo

A penis-shaped contraption made out of nails and spikes that is shoved up the ass for the ultimate torture. Its purpose is to remove human insides. Most of them are built for infants.

eyy motherfuckear whant this god damn uh Special Dildo man eyyy???????

by IhaveHIV January 01, 2021