yellow diaper

A diaper that is yellow due to urination.

Typically caused by babies or old people.

Granny just gave herself a yellow diaper.

by YellowDiaper September 29, 2020

Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.

“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”

by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020

Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.

“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlin Bennet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Oh I know her, didn’t she poop her pants at a Kent State frat party?”

by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020

Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.

“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”

by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020

Neck diaper

Another word for a bib that is commonly worn by babies

Look at that neck diaper, its so festive!

by Dugly November 5, 2020

Ditch diaper

Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.

I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.

by Diggitydo January 4, 2021

Poopy diaper day

When your day is really in the dirt, shitty, and/or unmotivated

The world is crashing and you just cannot adult. It’s a poopy diaper day

by PurMagc September 21, 2021