Greensboro Cupcake

When you take a fat shit on your significant other , then splooge directly on top of the poop creating a yummy glazed no-bake.

"Yo I heard Ty gave Sandy a Greensboro cupcake, and she gobbled it up"

by LimpDickDanny November 5, 2022

Sloppy Cupcake

A twist on the conventional "cupcaking" where you fart in your hand and quickly carry the scent to an unsuspecting victim's face. This act can only be carried out with a shart.

"I was going to cupcake Kyle, but I sharted so he got a sloppy cupcake instead!"

by Wafflestomperfirestarter January 16, 2023

Maximum Finger Capacity

The number of fingers - to the nearest whole unit - in which a woman's vagina can facilitate.

Coined by four intellectuals in 'Top Spoons' Lancaster.

22/03/2014

"Met a girl last night, she had a maximum finger capacity of 2. But as the night progressed it increased to 3."

"Caroline has the perfect MFC of 3"

by LancasterGary April 30, 2014

Lick the cupcake

The act of jizzing on a girls vagina and licking it off

Man she was well kinky she wanted me to lick the cupcake

by Cheekyprick901 October 7, 2016

dead hooker capacity

Trunk capacity of any car measured in dead hookers. Hookers must be whole and not chopped up and bagged

This Chevy Maibu has lots of trunk room, at least a 3 dead hooker capacity!

by Bigdadytid March 15, 2018

johnston county cupcake

While hitting it from behind and getting your ass getting licked by a dog, you throw up on her back, pull out and blow a load on the back of her head.

She likes extra icing on her Johnston county cupcake.

by Hoodlummm February 28, 2019

Icing the cupcakes

It’s where your hitting a girl from the back then you pull out and nut on each cheek, (best done while she lays flat on her stomach)

Jamal was hitting Cindy from the back so he iced her cupcakes (icing the cupcakes)

by That random sir pumkin March 2, 2021