Lord Cuntah

The Lord of Cunts. The Cunt Lord is followed by him Army of Cunts. His army of Cunts all follow him with the aim of becoming the Lord Cuntah and overthrowing their Lord. A Woman may become the Lord Cuntah, however it will then become Lady Cuntah. NO Lord and Lady Cuntah can exist at the same time. There may only be one Cuntah.

Our Lord Cuntah has returned

by Legendkunt November 17, 2020

Cantan Beach

Another more glam name for a tanning salon or tanning bed.

The catty girl at the bar exclaimed, "Oh, Scarlett, you are so tan. Where have you been?" Scarlett replied, "I've just spent three glorious days at Cantan Beach." Scarlett then quickly walked away without further explanation.

by scarlettonline January 26, 2009

contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

Cantacious

Describes somebody who despises the word "cant" and wants to prove that they can do anything, so they do crazy and unexpected acts; gnarly and cool;

That cantacious daredevil does the craziest stunts I've ever seen.

by swallowursoul47 March 22, 2010

Cantaloupe Shoppin'

The term for any character in comics or other media in which the female breasts are exaggerated in size and/or extremely prominent.

When viewing Powergirl comic books, one might say, "Wow, she just went cantaloupe shoppin'."

by Squiffy10 December 17, 2010

Cantaito

The song-like lilt or delivery of the spoken Spanish in Puerto Rico.

El cantaito es la manera en que se habla espanol en Puerto Rico. Tiene una calidad como de una cancion. Sometimes it sounds like it rolls off the tongue like a song.

by El Minnesotano December 1, 2010

Contact Game

Game that is almost exactly the same as the safety game, but instead "contact" is said and the game is played by soldiers.

*Soldier 1 releases flatulence*
Soldier 1 — Contact!
Soldier 2 — Aww, now I can't hit you due to the rules of the Contact Game.

by UrbanCorps November 29, 2010