Cooker

A person called “hayden” claiming his occupation is a “cooker” because his english is so damn good.

“i am a cooker”
*whole class laughs

by fickdeinemutter January 28, 2024

Cooker

A cooker is a paranoid conspiracy theorist that can often be seen in mainstream media comment sections posting needle emojies and blaming every death on the covid vaccine. When confronted or asked for evidence they will commonly respond with "its time for another booster" or some variation of that. Cookers will tell people not to believe the mainstream media however, they will foam at the mouth whenever a mainstream media outlet puts "died suddenly" in the headline.

Did you see that cooker blaming that plane crash in port Phillip on the vaccine?

by Shitphototaker69 February 2, 2024

Cooker bait

Cooker bait is when a mainstream media outlet intentionally adds antivaxer buzzwords into headlines to generate clicks. For example, "died suddenly" or "mystery illness" this often sends Cookers into a frenzy in comment sections of mainstream media outlets. Cooker bait can be anything from plane crashes to young people passing away, any situation where someone has died unexpectedly is perfect for cooker bait.

7 news Australia's proffits must be down they've brought out the cooker bait to boost clicks

by Shitphototaker69 February 2, 2024

cooker porn

Posts from news outlets alluding to "mysterious death" to which antivaxxers come out and post things like "Safe and Effective" or "How many jabs did they have?

Headline - "Australian suddenly dies at the age of 56"

Cookers response - "Safe and effective, doctors are baffled"

Others in the comment - "Geez this post is just Cooker Porn"

by Madchef77 June 8, 2024

Cronker

A word used for Canadians to cause them pain and take offense.

He knows a lot about maple syrup, must be a cronker.

by Gayoob March 13, 2024

Cronker

A word used for Canadians to cause them pain or offense.

He sure knows a lot about maple syrup, UHG, must be a cronker.

by Gayoob March 13, 2024

Cookery

When someone is displaying immense craft and skill in any activity, they are using cookery. Cookery requires a great sense of style and boss-ness with what you are cooking up. Cookery also attracts a fuck ton of attention from others who observe.

Bro, did you see the way my man rapped those 3 on 3s so damn fast!!? Thats a special type of cookery he's using right there on the mic.

by SupaHotDefinitioner February 21, 2025