Cristi

The God of Sex, the sex master, the sex guru, with a penis of 9”

Gf: I would love if you would show me Cristi’s way tonight.

I want you to fuck me like a Cristi!

by NotCristiSadly August 25, 2022

Cristiana

A girl who will play with you heart. She looks very cute and sweet and interesting and make you think she's wife material, but in reality she's just a girl with issues who doesn't know what she wants from other people and herself, and will just have some fun with you, give you high hopes, then leave you.

She has the cutest smile and could make any nice guy fall in love instantly, with a perfect and short figure, but don't be fooled by her innocence

Friend 1: She's so cute, I think I'm in love with her
Friend two: Don't bro, she's a Cristiana, she's just playing with you

by MuieFlorea October 24, 2022

cloisterfuck

A set of things gone wrong that somehow involves the church.

Johan didn't get that bishopship because of all that backstabbing. What a cloisterfuck.

by Vatu November 19, 2022

Cristiano

A really hot Italian guy who also doubles as an amazing soccer player. He's extremely funny and confident once you get to know him. He comes across as shy at first, but is really loud when you get to know him. A Cristiano has girls falling for him left, right, and centre. He's normally really smart but doesn't show it, but it makes him a whole lot hotter. He's extremely popular with his brown fluffy hair and his winning smile. If you find a Cristiano, hold on to him, he's a great find and he'll be with you until the end of the line.

Girl 1. Omg who was that guy? He's so hot
Girl 2. Oh him, he's Cristiano.
Girl 1. Of course he is.

by Simp ._. November 29, 2022

Criisto

Will be a great friend be it good or bad.
Kind hearted, emotionally intelligent, respectful and trustworthy.
Pretty good at studies and sports
an all rounder you can say
But make him angry and he will wipe You off the face of the earth

You should try to be like Criisto.

by helomf December 5, 2022

Cristian

Cristian is someone who is super affectionate and kind when it comes to words. They have the most beautiful brown eyes and fluffy hair. They have a unique style and good music taste. Cristian has the most messed up humor that makes u crack up. Cristians a literal DILF. Cristian can please you easily in bed. Cristian usually pulls the most bitches especially when they have long fluffy hair.

Person 1: whose that boy with long fluffy hair and awesome style

Person 2: Yoo, you mean Cristian

Person 1: Cristian is most definitely a DILF

by Ur Hottest Ex December 6, 2022

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Portuguese devil, the goat. Mr. Clutchnaldo

We are losing 2-0 and there are two minutes left, Cristiano Ronaldo mode.

by Lincoln Eaves January 11, 2023