Crank some hog

This is the action of getting some work done, typically homework

Man the essay is due tomorrow, I really need to crank some hog

by Coolhck June 5, 2025

Crank Cricket

A female willing to trade sexual favors for crank.

"That Becky sure is a crank cricket."

by YungCridMuzik.com October 18, 2021

Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation

time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"

by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011

Belgian Crank

When you shit in the shower then cum on it, then waflestomp it down the drain.

BRO! I just had the craziest Belgian Crank of all time.

by dih sendy October 26, 2025

Crank

To cry and wank at the same time.

Peter was devastated after being dumped by Ellen. Jane told him: "Why don't you just go home and have a nice relaxing crank, you'll feel much better for it."

by tt2813 August 14, 2009

Crank my tap

When you twist a man's penis and it dribbles cum.

"Hey bro wanna crank my tap?"

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

Crank

Crank is like an adlib the local rapper Babyslime slime uses in his songs it meant to get hyped and turn up .

Babyslime he crank !

by Babyslime April 26, 2020