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cup cake

when you fart and instantly enclose the gases in your cupped hand, then release them under some unsuspecting persons nose.
John: Would you like a cup cake James?
James: Why that sounds lovely, yes.
(John releases the handful of fart gas in James' face)
James: You knob.
by John Tilley March 1, 2004
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Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved
Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'
by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006
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cake or death

Eddie Izzard's most famous skit in where he pretends to offer several people a choice between cake or death. Spoken in a high-pitched grim reaperish style voice.
Grim reaper: YOU! Cake or death? Guy: Um...cake please.
by ImAshroom December 6, 2006
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A Slice of Sexy Cake

Emily: Damn he's hot!
Caitlyn: He is a fine slice of sexy cake.
by apple-scruff July 11, 2004
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cake-up

describes the application of excessive amounts of facial cosmetics.
Bitchy friend A: Sophie's facial rosacia is acting up again. She looks like shit.
Bitchy friend B: No wonder she was wearing cake-up when I saw her at the club last night. Not that it helped any.

or

Look at that bitch. She's wearing so much cake-up she looks like a drag queen.
by Matthew Lake June 11, 2006
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cake boy

Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy.
Cher, Dionne: What?
Murray: He's a disco dancin', Oscar Wilde readin', Streisand ticket holdin' friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'?
by that black chick u all love August 9, 2005
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caked up

being in the money, bringin' home da bacon, pretty much having a lot of money and being totally covered in it.
damn someday i'll be caked up with all my chains and y'all shut up then!
by who cares? March 30, 2003
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