COBBS scale

Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.

The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.

That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.

by P. Seudo Nym May 6, 2024

COBBS scale

Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.

The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.

That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.

by P. Seudo Nym May 6, 2024

Corbin

Corbin, has WAP (Wet And Petite) energy. He looks like a girl.

Person 1: Why is that man so Wet And Petite?

Person 2: Such a Corbin

by honexid May 20, 2024

Corbin

Corbin, a man who has big WAP (Wet And Petite) energy. He looks like a girl.

Person 1: Why is that guy so Wet And Petite?

Person 2:He's such a Corbin!

by honexid May 20, 2024

colbstar

A “colbstar” is a generalisation of a blue eyed, skunk haired female who sings, disallowing you to talk. A “colbstar” will hit you harder than your african parent. These rare creatures typically come in snow-white packaging but in the soul, heart and personality, Colbstars are black. A “colbstar” is a nice friend to have though, and is a lesbian.

person a: “that girl wont stop singing yebba”
person b: “ah say swear, thats probably a colbstar”

by anonymous July 5, 2024

Colbstar

A “colbstar” is a generalised synonym for a blue/grey eyed, skunk haired specimen. This rare creature is commonly perceived as a female who disallows you to speak or give her any attitude. A “colbstar” always needs attention and without it, she will khs. A “colbstar” will hit you harder than your African mum. They are singers and this may seem like a plus to you, but as you continue to befriend this creature, the more annoying its vocal chords become. However, a “colbstar” is an amazing friend to have and is typically a lesbian.

person a: “This girl wont stop singing yebba”
person b: “Ah say swear, it’s definitely a colbstar”

by anonymous July 5, 2024

cobswabbled

Mollywhopped, stomped, shut out

The game was 0-97 we got mollywhopped, cobswabbled, and stomped.

by ScruffyVibes July 16, 2024