TV cop

The one kind of cop more full of shit than a regular cop.

The TV Cop kept talking about how what he did to that unarmed black guy made him a real life hero, that it was more than TV.

Nowadays, body cameras turn more cops into TV cops. No wonder many of them still don't want to wear body cameras.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Cops and robbers

Might've started as a kids game
But it means cop it and rob it
As in see it and steal it
Burglary, mugging the l

Cops and robbers tonight?
Anything decent?
Yeah
Ok, could with some extra dosh

by HAMMERHEAD EEJIT May 4, 2021

Cop Karma

"Intellectual" phenomena that leads people to believe going 15 under the speed limit for 3 miles after passing a cop will either:

A) Keep said cop from giving them a ticket for flying past him, or
B) Prevent subsequent cops from coming after them because they atoned for their speeding.

Despite the fact that he was doing 80 in a 55 zone when he passed the cop, the idiot in the Corolla in front of me then decided to utilize cop karma to keep from getting a ticket. He slammed on his brakes and then proceeded to drive 42 for three miles, but it didn't work: he got bagged 18 seconds later.

by JustAnotherGuy January 15, 2014

cop spring

A series of violent acts done by police departments all over the US.

Person 1: DId you hear about that guy shot by a police officer?
Person: Yeah that's part of the cop spring.

by Coraline_Lovegood April 11, 2015

cop-catcher

The first car in a group of speeding cars. The cop-catcher is the first one to hit the cop's radar at a speed-trap and usually the only one to get a ticket.

Instead of doing 70 in a 65, I can now safely go 80 since this idiot cop-catcher is doing 100!

by CauselessEffect November 25, 2013

Noob Cop

These are cops who are usually 11 in most video games. They have no idea of the rules and go around shooting every one and DMING fellow cops.

Cop A shoots at Cop B: OMG U FUCKING NOOB COP!

by Vegal January 12, 2012

Police Cop

An exclusive ranking police role only given to those registered as a police officer.

Michael: better slow down, there's a police cop over there

Me: what the actual?

by JohnSmithTheManofWomens December 11, 2018