Rent a cop

A paid informant working for the po poes (police) hoe!
CALL YOURSELF HOE!, YOU RENT A COP DONT SCARE ME!!!!
by SOULVIVOR April 30, 2022
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TV cop

The one kind of cop more full of shit than a regular cop.
The TV Cop kept talking about how what he did to that unarmed black guy made him a real life hero, that it was more than TV.

Nowadays, body cameras turn more cops into TV cops. No wonder many of them still don't want to wear body cameras.
by Solid Mantis November 26, 2020
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Squirrel Cop

Hey, did you hear that the damn squirrel cop gave me a ticket?
by og_Fainted November 14, 2021
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float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor
The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.
by Coop Dupe June 13, 2018
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cop a groove

To Dance. To feel the music, and convincingly move to it like you know what you're doing. To dance in a manner that is appropriate for the music you are dancing to. To get locked in to the music, and move to it in whatever way comes up naturally. To dance with confidence, like no one is watching. To dance in a manner that impresses the chicks, and might get you laid.
"He couldn't cop a groove to save his life" - From the song "Poor Tarzan" by Little Charlie And The Nightcats ~1986
by iyhnALEX June 26, 2012
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Cop Fest

congregation of cops, aka pigs, at your local donut shop.
"I was gonna stop at the donut shop but it was a cop fest inside"
by Big_Mex_ May 05, 2009
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Noob Cop

These are cops who are usually 11 in most video games. They have no idea of the rules and go around shooting every one and DMING fellow cops.
Cop A shoots at Cop B: OMG U FUCKING NOOB COP!
by Vegal January 11, 2012
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