a cop that is incredibly arrogant, inept, or just plain stupid. They usually get mad at teenagers for doing things like having conversation while in the lobby of a movie theater, standing outside a Mcdonalds or for being cooler than them. They typically abuse their power. The term was derived from the police force of Parker,Colorado.
i was at the mall and some stupid parker cop gave me a ticket for playing hacky sack. he called it "a projectile"
by dantes44 September 30, 2008
Get the parker cop mug.Contrary to popular belief, not all mall cops are power hungry people who think they are police officers. If a mall cop is an asshole, it's because he has to deal with people who try to ridicule, insult, & degrade him every time he goes to work just to do his job & make some money.
The job of a mall mall cop can actually be quite frustrating. Aside from dealing with wannabe gangster bitches who think they're funny, you have a list of things that you don't get paid enough to do, such as:
-Drive around slowly while everybody & their mother crawls across the street
-Help idiot parents find their idiot missing kids. This happens DAILY, and makes me instantly like those parents you see walking their kids on leashes like the dogs that they are.
-Respond to potentially dangerous fights. News flash, getting paid $10 an hour is not enough for me to risk my life trying to save some wannabe thug from getting his ass beat just because he doesn't know how to talk to people.
-Write long ass reports every time we do something.
If a mall cop takes you out or gives you some shit, GOOD! You're probably some punk ass teenager who deserved it anyways.. You disrespectful little twat.
I am a mall cop, none of us particularly enjoy our jobs that much and we definitely don't think it's glorious. Most all of us are trying to work elsewhere, and a decent amount of us have military experience (including myself). A job is a job.
The job of a mall mall cop can actually be quite frustrating. Aside from dealing with wannabe gangster bitches who think they're funny, you have a list of things that you don't get paid enough to do, such as:
-Drive around slowly while everybody & their mother crawls across the street
-Help idiot parents find their idiot missing kids. This happens DAILY, and makes me instantly like those parents you see walking their kids on leashes like the dogs that they are.
-Respond to potentially dangerous fights. News flash, getting paid $10 an hour is not enough for me to risk my life trying to save some wannabe thug from getting his ass beat just because he doesn't know how to talk to people.
-Write long ass reports every time we do something.
If a mall cop takes you out or gives you some shit, GOOD! You're probably some punk ass teenager who deserved it anyways.. You disrespectful little twat.
I am a mall cop, none of us particularly enjoy our jobs that much and we definitely don't think it's glorious. Most all of us are trying to work elsewhere, and a decent amount of us have military experience (including myself). A job is a job.
Teenage Wannabe Gangster Idiot: *points & laughs* "Haha MALL COP!!"
Mall Cop: *points & laughs* "Haha UNEMPLOYED!!"
Mall Cop: *points & laughs* "Haha UNEMPLOYED!!"
by MallCopSuperstar October 7, 2011
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A security guard in a private property, such as an office building, mall, hospital, hotel, museum, store, etc. As soon as they greet you, they sometimes say, "Can I help you?"
I got thrown out of the Tucson Mall for a day by mall cops for filming the elevators there because they thought of it as suspicious activity.
by GageTheDictionaryGeek October 5, 2020
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Get the Insta cop mug.When members of the police force in a small town where nothing usually happens anyway, have nothing to do during the winter months, and look for small offences comitted that they would normally look past, such as loitering, smoking within 20 feet of the entrance of a building, spitting gum out in a parking lot, ect. Basically playing the roll of a mall cop, with a "stop or I'll say 'stop' again" attitude.
Dude, this cop saw me smoking, and actually got out of his car to search me, and do a background search on me, and of course check my ID to verrify that I'm really 18.
What a dick dude, I fucking hate Lakeside Arizona, the police all have bored cop syndrome
What a dick dude, I fucking hate Lakeside Arizona, the police all have bored cop syndrome
by Jamesulous ceazar January 8, 2010
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Response: "Geez, do you have to be such a carb cop?"
Response: "Geez, do you have to be such a carb cop?"
by kbythec June 6, 2011
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