Son of a Sea Cook 

A polite way of indicating something is wrong, a bother or an annoyance

“Son of a Sea Cook”!

Son of a Sea Cook by Sonofaseacook July 1, 2024

did not cook

When someone does something and they don't get the reactions they thought they were going to get.

When a joke fails.

Yo you seen the video John posted? He thought folks were really gonna fuck with his shit, bro did not cook.

did not cook by EaglesLose666 February 1, 2025

Let him cook 

Let him cook means-- give him a second, let's see what he's working on and what comes out of this. Don't interrupt him, let's see what's bubbling up there and what this turns into.

Person 1: *begins typing a multiple paragraph definition on Urban Dictionary*

Person 2: *Looks over Person 1's shoulder* "This definition seems like it's kinda going to suck...

Person 3: Let him cook

Let him cook by 🐺 June 14, 2025

A Thomas Cook

To tilt your Willy up and wee into your mouth on purpose. Not to be confused with the now defunct 2002 Thomas Cook.com airline

I walked in on him and he was giving himself a Thomas Cook whilst watching Futurama.

A Thomas Cook by Gents do mr G ntmb June 29, 2026

Who let the Fallen Angels cook? 

The same thing as “Who let bro cook?” except it’s blaming the Fallen Angels for it. A reference to the Dead Sea Scrolls.

It’s used when someone sees something that can be considered an amalgamation, abomination, or something that shouldn’t really exist hypothetically or literally.

Person: “What the f*ck is that?!”

*Sees something that probably shouldn’t exist.*

Person: “Who let the Fallen Angels cook?!”

Who let the Fallen Angels cook? by Pseudonym2100 April 20, 2024

You ain’t no Sky Cook

You’re not any good

Me: I can throw this football over those mountains!
Dad: Shit!, you ain’t no Sky Cook

You ain’t no Sky Cook by BBMac3 November 28, 2025

You know, like Cook 

When you’re about to have intercourse but change your mind mid way through and the other person is completely cool about it because they understand the concept of consent

- We were about to do it but I changed my mind and they were ok with it; you know, like Cook

-From skins?
-Yeah, him

You know, like Cook by YourStepSister April 2, 2020