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shit eating contest

A particularly bad situation in which people seem to be unwittingly exacerbating things.
The Bush administration, a literal shit eating contest, the current job market.
by Jelly Mason July 10, 2014
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Continental Army

The Continental Army was an army formed after the outbreak of the American Revolutionary War by the colonies that became the United States of America. Established by a resolution of the Continental Congress on June 14, 1775, the army was created to coordinate the military efforts of the Thirteen Colonies in their struggle against the rule of Great Britain. The Continental Army worked in conjunction with local militias and other troops that remained under control of the individual states. General George Washington was the Commander-in-Chief of the army throughout the war.

Most of the Continental Army was disbanded in 1783 after the Treaty of Paris ended the war. The remaining units possibly formed the nucleus of what was to become the United States Army.
8 of the 13 colonies has levieed money in support of the Continental Army.
by Jedi_Master June 10, 2008
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Contact Fun

When a person who is around people who are having a really good time, but they're sitting and watching doing nothing brags about how much fun something is.
Kato: So I got a text from Ruby saying how much fun she had last night....
Natalia: What the hell, she didn't even do anything she sat by herself and watched!
Kymber: What did she have like contact fun or something?
by xxfishnetsxx September 29, 2009
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Contact

Used by military personnel to report an encounter with enemy forces. Enemy forces are not necessarily human enemy but can be enemy IDF (Indirect fire) ie Artillery, or IED's/mines.
"Hello 0, this is 12, contact, enemy infantry, wait out"
by hazza59 February 4, 2013
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emergency contraception

Emergency contraception is a birth control pill that is effective within 72 hours of unprotected sex; the sooner the better. More dosage would be required in order for EC to work if taken later.

More than 300,000 women are sexually assaulted each year in the US. Of these an estimated 25,000 will become pregnant as a result. About 22,000 of these pregnancies could be prevented if all women who were raped had easy access to emergency contraception.

Despite its great potential to significantly lower unwanted pregnancies, which would lower abortion, it has been rejected by the FDA due to pro-life pressure, using limited studies conducted for 11 to 12-year-old girls as an excuse; less than 6% of pre-teen girls in America have or start their periods, making pregnancy impossible whatsoever. It should be noted that ther is no pro-life group in America who promotes birth control, which would significantly lower number of abortions.

It is better known as EC, Plan B or Morning-after Pill, a misnomer since it can be taken immediately after sexual intercourse, not necessarily the morning after. Some pro-lifers try to label this as an abortion pill or abortifacient. It is not. If the fertilized egg is already implanted, which is the beginning of pregnancy, EC would not work.
Emergency contraception would really contribute to low number of unwanted pregnancies, but its access to American women has been made difficult due to political pressure. Instead of appointing a medical expert to the FDA, Bush chose to appoint a voluntary professor at University of Kentucky, solely because he was pro-life. Ladies, stand up for yourself!
by Kenny McCor June 26, 2006
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contact drunk

being in contact someone or someones who have had too much to drink and start feeling drunk without physically drinking alcohol or beer.
i made out with these two drunk guys and i think they got me contact drunk.
by smirnoffmakesyoutipsy December 15, 2008
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Pest Control

The removal of certain living organisms, which may include rodents, insects and Britains fastest growing antagonism, the chav, from highly populated areas including town centres. Methods of removal include poisions, pestecides and weekly chav hunts. (see chav hunting)
Chav Zzap - The pest control which is eradicating verbal flatulence from Britain's streets
by VorderzZ July 22, 2008
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