commiserate

Constantly bitching about one’s circumstances, hoping to one up the other in how miserable one can be.

Typically comes from losers with little to no personality.

Guy 1: God my life sucks so hard, I wish things would go back to the way they were…

Guy 2: Yeah well my mom got cancer and all I ever do now these days is drink until I’m in a stupor and do drugs… my life sucks.

Guy 3: You two faggots commiserate and whine every day on this forum instead of doing anything useful.

by Anon326 January 22, 2023

Commie Switchboard

A commie switchboard is a term used for describing an item or object that is lacking in modern day technological utilities or is poorly constructed and not well thought out.

It can also be used as a way to insult someone's intelligence and physical strength.

DESCRIPTIVE "Hey man you see that dudes car" "Yeah, thing looks like it has the integrity of a commie switchboard"
"Hey man we should rob this guy" "Bro that idea is as good as a commie switchboard"

INSULT "Dear god bro you have the mental capacity of a commie switchboard!"
"Bro you are as strong as a commie switchboard is functional!"
"You have one brain cell for every functioning commie switchboard"

by Sir crispy the 3rd February 7, 2023

Contra commute

to drive or travel from home to work, against the main flow of traffic during peak peak periods

I live in Central London and work in the suburbs, so luckily I contra commute

by wordpurrfect March 11, 2011

Washington Commies

What some people are already calling the National Capital's NFL franchise because the new name is Washington Commanders.

The Washington Commies are not a good team.

by PhoenixGamer34 February 15, 2022

tri-laterial commission

A job or task given to a group of three very influential parties from across the world formulating an order of work from across the nation's sea. To hear the unspoken and read the unwritten. Speak the Untold and Rule alltheworld.

3 groups of people authorized to carry out a duty.

Checks and Balance system in our country is a form of tri-laterial commission in the United States.

by Cristina Marie June 6, 2014

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

A gathering of girls of varying ages with perfect breasts.

'I would rather see the Itty Bitty Titty Committee than the Smug Tub Jug Club.'

by Kyle Lees January 21, 2006

fucking shawns comming

that stupid nigger that nobody likes and he eats all your food. atracted to fat ass female whales

fucking shawns comming god damit i hate that stupid nigger

by Italian boy March 11, 2008