Certified Idiot

A Person that has knowledge in something that is absolutley useless in life

Person 1: Im a certified idiot.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: i know how to build a weapon but i dont know simple grammar.

by Nuski15 November 11, 2022

Certified uvedoble

Literalmente being the best at everything just like Amin and @Troystn

Certified uvedoble of alh

by NigerianW November 18, 2022

certs

1. (for certs) Without a doubt; for sure.

I can say for certs that is true.

by Random14YearOld November 23, 2022

Certificate of Appreciation

An oft-given element when guest speakers are invited to conferences and seminars in Philippine schools. Usually written informally but is something like a recognition for those speakers.

And now...we hereby present our Certificate of Appreciation to our guest speaker Mrs. Vista for her wonderful insights on this intriguing topic!!!

by mintysparkly29 January 17, 2023

Corta

No big deal. You have this covered, easy to handle.

When Chris asked if I could stay late to finish the project, I said it was corta.

by UrbanDictionary Categories January 21, 2023

certified kionlinggg moment

When something is funny or completely out of pocket.

Bro i got raped last night

imagine

certified kionlinggg moment

by kionlinggg February 13, 2023

certified gas

meaning that a food/drink is amazing and gives the feeling of being full almost immediately.

"Man that burger is certified gas bro"

by The_8bit_Croc February 16, 2023