Cleveland lemonade tricycle

used to express a severe amount of mental suffering almost beyond human comprehension

"hey peter from family guy"

"oh hi Patrick from spongebob"
"Cleveland lemonade tricycle"
"oh damn"

by shrigress690000 April 14, 2021

Cleveland Press

The Cleveland Press is the male version of a Brazilian wax; except instead of waxing the hair, it's just straightened.

I was getting ready for a circle jerk with the boys, and buddy told me he'd spread my cheeks if I wanted. I went for a Cleveland Press to clean it up a bit, it was full of willknots.

by iPeeLoudInBushes February 9, 2024

Cleveland Dreamer

the thing that gives Browns fans a stiffy and solace during the crisp fall evenings when the days shorten and the temperatures drop while the football season is still young: the hopeful prospect of beating the Pittsburgh Steelers, not once, but TWICE, in a single season. This is the maniacal fever dream of all desperate Browns fans.

--Did you hear Reggie going on about the Browns taking it to the Steelers twice this year?

--Yeah the Browns are already 0-5. Reggie's a real Cleveland Dreamer.

by Ohio driver January 26, 2013

Cleveland Steamer

The sexual fetish, where one shits on another's chest.

Dan: "Henry!!! My girl gave me hot Cleveland steamer !"

Henry: "didn't that smell bad?... whatever I don't even want to know... get some I guess?"

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016

Cleveland Candy Cane

When you ass fuck someone, shit gets all over your dick, and then you cum on someone’s face, so it looks like a candy cane, but Cleveland style. Similar to a candy cane, which is when you fuck a girl in period and when ur cum on her face, period blood also gets on her face.

Man, I just gave Finn a Cleveland candy cane; I hope he likes the taste.

by dirtywords872 February 7, 2023

Cleveland Brown-ing

Based on the scene from Family Guy where Cleveland Brown falls from a tub off a broken house after "Peter's shenanigans", Cleveland Brown-ing is just that.

"Honey, why is the neighbor on the roof again?"
"Its fine, he's just Cleveland Brown-ing again"

by IanRyan'sStepfather May 12, 2019

Grover Cleveland

The act of fucking someone nonconsecutively during a threesome.

I fucked him, then you fucked him, then I Grover Cleveland that ass.

by walterfbread October 18, 2021