Wimbledon Classic

When one farts in a tennis can over a period of time, saving up the gas to form a deadly release of intestinal toxins to share with whom ever a person reisdes with once that person has passed out/ fallen asleep. Particularly effective with small children who have a tendancy cry as a result of the experience but is nevertheless, hillarious.

I went to Taco Bell for lunch and then I pulled a Wimbledon Classic on my five year old.

by 5tc June 22, 2009

man night classic

An intensely manly film that would be served well with an indefinably large quantity of bbq sauce covered meat at a manly gathering.

Dude, The Expendables is going to be an instant man night classic.

by baconarray April 8, 2010

Classic Revolver

Def: To lick or suck a girls belly ring.
To play with a girls belly ring with your toung.

Example: I gave her a classic revolver before ate her out.

I got lint in my mouth when i gave her a classic revolver.

My toung got stuck when i gave her a classic revolver.

The classic revolver turns her on.

by lint licker 69 April 26, 2010

Classic Chick

An old hookup whom you have lost contact with, only to bring her back, in order to simulate the feeling of a new hookup.

"We should get some new ladies, although nothing feels newer than a classic chick"

by Mrgrumpykins April 25, 2011

Classic Nava-Ho

When u pay a prostitute to have sex with u and when shes not looking u steal her keys and sell her house without her knowing.

This hooker charged me way too much so i went all Classic Nava-Ho behind her back, she had it coming!

by Grandma Nippers April 26, 2011

Classic Clarky

Some good cunt with an even better cunt older brother. Hairy as a bear and jewish to the days

Oi thats a bit clarkish, na thats classic clarky behaviour

by classic sharky October 18, 2010

Classic Shane

Refers to a person who is consistently completely acts that are individual to them, it is a classic act of a person. For this scenario, the name is Shane! Use one syllable words for greater effect as pronunciation is then easier and can be modified accordingly!

Usually pronounced by drawing out words in order to create a sense of repetitiveness, also helps do add a different accent to your normal tone once again just to intensify laughter.

Pronounced more like:

Claaasssic Shaaaneee

1.

Bobby: "Oh by the way did you hear about how Shane cheated on his girlfriend again?"

Pat: "Classic Shane"

2.

Shane: "Its me party, me birthday and I can do whatever me likes"

Group: "Classic Shane"

by Mr Newgent June 24, 2008