Chuff

Absolute unit of a human being who is litteraly the biggest brexit geezer on this planet

“Dude he is such a chuff bro” or “ that chuff over there has so much aura

by Speedboatdave January 10, 2026

Chudfart

Chudfart (noun)
/ˈchʌd.fɑ rt/

A mysterious social phenomenon in which a person confidently says something so stupid it briefly alters the temperature of the room.
“Dave explained crypto again and unleashed a full chudfart.”

Dave explained crypto again and unleashed a full chudfart.

by Seidr January 15, 2026

monkey-chuffer

One who violates the rear ends of monkeys.

John is a right monkey-chuffer!

by Urban Bob October 6, 2008

Vom-Chuffing

The sexual act of penetrating someone's anal sphincter whilst the recipient vomits.

partnered with the similar act of Vom-Duffing

"whilst she bent over to throw up. He took down her trousers and to her pleasure being Vom-Chuffing her"

by RahimTom June 3, 2009

Snickle Chuff

To be ejaculated on hit and run style by a male friend or stranger while you are shitting

"I had to crap at the park today and got snickle chuffed by some bum. My new jacket looks like modern art bro. Bum cum, yuk!"

by pair a dimes December 30, 2014

snuff chuff

An eye watering fart so bad that it causes those in the vicinity to gag and choke.

Oh my god who just dropped a snuff chuff ? That's fucking vile !

by Lonefox GD May 18, 2016

Hooting chuffer

Somebody who laughs when they don't know what the joke is about

S: .... And then i said your a big old goat richard
J: hahahaha
D: Ha... Ha... Ha
J: You weren't there, why are you being such a hooting chuffer?

by A volvic awakening June 16, 2018