Choked Heart

One that is distracted by the daily worries of the world instead of focusing on God's wisdom to face life's challenges.

Although one can witness Sarah's love for God and his people, however, her choked heart has stunted her spiritual growth with her Creator.

by MathPlus August 5, 2017

Choke on your tongue drunk

So drunk you forget how to speak your primary language. You're so blacked out that suffocating on your own vomit is the least of your worries, rather your tongue will go so limp that it will cut off your air supply.

He was choke on your tongue drunk, he couldn't figure out how to put the keys in the ignition if he tried to drunk drive.

by Lucille Balls April 5, 2010

Joke Choke

When you start laughing uncontrollably even before you finish telling a joke.

I didn't get the joke, he started to Joke Choke, so he didn't even finish

by adiz97 April 25, 2011

A Vaginal Choke-Slam

Is where a 21st century woman takes what she wants and locks some clueless guy down into the marriage-baby-house trifecta in under 2 years. Fast work lady!

"Brian totally got a vaginal choke-slammed and we never see him anymore!"

by Jacky P May 5, 2014

choke

excellent, high quality or highly desirable...when referring to anything from contraband to rare native plant species to skilled surfers and windsurfers

I hear it used more often on Hawaiian Islands

He shreds. He plays choke licks and riffs. or (holding a blunt) This is choke!

by Dirtt April 9, 2006

choke on it

when someone tells you to do something and you imagine shoving a big cock in their mouth as a response (whether you be a man or a women or something else)

One of my employees was always late to work, always doing poor quality work and came and demanded a raise. Since I cant tell him directly, I used sign language to tell him to "choke on it" imagining gagging him with my dick as he struggled to connect his useless brain to his disabled mouth.

by Nick Sokolnikov April 15, 2021

Choke Sandwich

It is any sandwich without any condiments, which causes the feeling that you have food stuck in your throat.

Yo bro why are you drinking so much soda with your sandwich?

I did not put mayo, oil, and vinegar on it and I feel like I am choking.

Your broke ass always making a Choke Sandwich since your girl left you.

by Mt. Everst July 2, 2006