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Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
by walkin-dead December 4, 2011
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While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.

A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.
Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.

That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.

I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.

Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.
by King UwU Bean November 9, 2023
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Barrel chested man and bulldogge

My couch is deep enough for a barrel chested man and bulldogge, unlike Joanne and Darlene's, which is a 3 boy deep.
by RStantnick July 11, 2021
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Cat Chest Theory

The Reboot Van mentioned it
*post a image of a cat in a chest*

"cat chest theory mentioned"
by Urban John Dictionary March 27, 2024
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Red Chested

The sexual act where the partner on top repeatedly slaps or punches the bottom partenrs chest
Guy 1:aw man my chest is still throbbing from last night
Guy 2: what for?
Guy 1:because my girl red chested me so hard last night
by Wiggle Worm June 18, 2011
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chest cookie

When a woman waves her nasty undesired breasts in a males face. Typically this male will gain the nickname "cookie"
David entered the room and she waved her chest cookie in his face, he did not like her
by ChevyUSA February 25, 2017
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