Cheeky Wank

British slang for jerking off (aka squeezing the snake).

She did not want to have sex, instead she sent me out for a cheeky wank.

by Big Sexy 4 March 3, 2010

Breakin' Necks and Cashin' Checks

A phrase used to signify that a person is doing well and accomplishing a lot in his or her life.

Larry: "Hey Jeff how have you been after graduating high school?"

Jeff: "Im breakin' necks and cashin' checks man, I just got a full ride scholarship to college."

by Jonan2012 January 19, 2011

Self check

A really lame basketball player that can't score. A player you don't have to hold.

Yo, we need to double Kevin Garnett 'cause that guy they signed to a 10-day contract is a self check.

by gammarock December 22, 2004

Heat Check

A heat check is when you do something to check to see how hot you are. In basketball, this is done by taking a crazy shot to see if you are so hot, you can even make ridiculous shots. It is the most direct, non-subtle attempt to score with no strategy at all. In pursuing women, a heat check is a simple, direct statement made to a woman to see if she will be interested. A man is “just checking” to see if it works without needing more clever methods. The best heat checks involve minimal risk, because they are harmlessly “just checking” and not a full-blown attempt.

Guy 1: Why did you invite that girl to the bar with you so directly? Don’t you think it had zero chance of working?
Guy 2: Just a heat check. As long it doesn’t damage my chances at all with her in the future, it just checks to see if she might say yes to pure directness.

by Eric Kazinsky May 17, 2016

Double cheeked up on a Thursday

It stated from a video a man saw someone who was double cheeked up specifically on a Thursday

Damn nigga , what you doing out here with all this ass double cheeked up on a Thursday the sun still out my nigga.

by banakin July 14, 2020

Who gon' check me, boo?

1. What you say to someone who threatens to check you or put you in your place. Originated from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" when Sheree had an argument with a professional party planner who called her momma a bitch. Saying this to someone out of line will usually SHUT THEM UP.

Party Planner: "You need to WATCH yourself before you get CHECKED!"
Sheree: "Who gon' check me, boo?"
Party planner: "eh-um.... -- er....."

by Chamoses October 15, 2009

cheeky ned

n. A particular breed of ned or chav who, instead of being plain aggressive and threatening, is full of bravado and chooses instead to shout witticisms at passers-by. Favourites include:
"show's yer fanny!" ("could I please see your vagina?")
"gie's a gobble!" ("would you please perform oral sex on me?")
"we arra peepell!" (chanted throughout Glasgow housing estates whenever Rangers win the league - "we are the people?" God knows what it means)

Cheeky neds are more very curious, constantly asking you what you are doing or looking at and wondering if you'd care to duel.

Cheeky ned (at bus stop at 2 in the morning with bottle of Buckfast) : Whit you lookin' at?
Passer-by: Eh, nothing really. Straight ahead mostly.
Cheeky ned: Whit? Whit you daein'?
Passer-by: What am I doing? Going home. Why?
Cheeky ned: Whit? Who you talkin' tae?
Passer-by: I was under the impression I was talking to you.
Cheeky ned: Aw, whit man! You're gettin pure do'ed!
Passer-by: I hope your cigarette ash lands on your tracksuit.

by Terry Deary June 2, 2005