Man whore-out (your cell phone charger)

To lend your cell phone charger to someone.

Derived from the penis-like appearance of many charger plugs.

"Hey Dude, can you man whore-out (your cell phone charger) to me for a couple of hours? My battery is completely flat."

by cmac095 December 7, 2011

cellie

a person who uses a cell phone all the time; very often refers to people who drive and use their cell phone so much that they make critical driving errors but are oblivious to this fact

Look at that cellie, she just pulled out of that parking lot with her SUV not looking and almost hit that other car.

by Tabrams April 23, 2006

cellboy

A boy between the ages of 10 and 16 who goes everywhere with a cell phone attached to his belt.

We don't allow cellboys into the Guido Posse.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

cell phone

a status symbol availiable to only the rich, ...and to people smart enough to ask for the 'pay for free minuts' plan which is a hell of a lot cheaper than prepay.

people with the "hang up and drive" sticker, thought that they couldn't afford a cell cause they didn't understand their options, or went to a stupid shop that doesn't understand the options.

by CHRISTIAN LARDY February 16, 2005

glass cellar

A theory put forth by whiny men afraid their position of societal dominance is at risk because some women might get into positions of power. The theory goes that men may be disproportionately represented in higher positions, but for that they're also disproportionately represented in dirty, dangerous work that women, supposedly, don't want to touch (like mining, construction, fire-fighting, soldiering, etc.).

The theory sounds plausible until you look at it for longer than about five seconds. It then falls apart because:

1. Women have been clamouring for dangerous positions like fire-fighting and soldiering for ages now and it is *men* who have been opposing this on a variety of ridiculous grounds.

2. The "glass cellar" only holds true if you selectively ignore traditionally-female occupations such as prostitution which are easily as destructive and dangerous to the practitioner as are traditionally-male occupations like mining and construction.

The "glass cellar" is, in short, a ridiculous piece of whining by a bunch of insecure man-children.

"I can't get out of the glass cellar because management keeps promoting those damned women who actually work and try to get things done."

by jiadi August 18, 2013

CELLIFRIED

When a cell phone is being texted non stop and overloaded with text(s)

My phone was CELLIFRIED when everyone was calling me, when they heard I had a babay boy.

by DEL415 September 25, 2010

celli

An abnormally large child who uses his largism for repeating acts of pimpism

by Anonymous June 24, 2003