An awesome fucking dark-fantasyroguelike deckbuilder game made by the a person named SkylarkGSH
In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.
In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.
Person 1: "Dude I just figured out the lor of Calamity Cards!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"
by DeadBranchORCawSimp February 06, 2023
Saying that if you have it, or if you do it, it is perfectly okay. But when someone else does said thing that you have done, it is a sin.
1.) Oh my god, I'm going to pull a Bush Card and say that just because you did it after me, makes it stupid as shit.
by NuggetOfSins August 29, 2017
Passing the office birthday card to the next person and forcing them to figure out who is the next to sign.
by repptile March 30, 2009
This really gross dude tried to take me home the other night, but I explained to him that my pants-card was full!
by Candylaw January 19, 2014
When someone is confronted by criticism, but don't want to use it as advice to improve, they pull "The Hater Card" where they'll call you or others a hater, say the phrase "Haters gonna hate" or anything involving the word "Hater" as a means to avoid the criticism.
"Hey, although it is funny, try not to repeat the joke all that much. It'll become unfunny after a couple times."
"Haters gonna hate!"
"You're just going to pull The Hater Card because you don't like what I said? Fuck off."
"Haters gonna hate!"
"You're just going to pull The Hater Card because you don't like what I said? Fuck off."
by Mylittlepony April 12, 2018
When you're skating and the deck flips up in between your legs in between your taint and balls and you land on top of it
Tony was trying to land his grind but the board credit carded him I honestly don't know how he can stand after that
by redfiredrummer June 06, 2020
a person, primarily a woman, that is usually prude that sends everyone cards for birthdays or other ocassions. this woman usually has very large breasts.
"dude that girl says she doesnt want to bone but she keeps sending me cards every holiday"
"haha thats funny she sends me cards to"
"she must be a card whore!!"
"haha thats funny she sends me cards to"
"she must be a card whore!!"
by ssjumper89 November 20, 2009