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CAP Van

The Civil Air Patrol van or the main means of transportation (besides the CAP owned aircraft) for Civil Air Patrol Cadets. The vans usually sit up to 11 people comfortablly and usually are the rides to competitions, activities, beacon searchs, missions, etc. The CAP van is often compared to the band bus or the marching band bus simply because of the usage and the events that occur in the van. Uniform changes, practical jokes, games, you name it.
Cadet 1: "What happened on the CAP van that everyone is talking about?"

Cadet 2: "You don't want to know..."

Example 2

Cadet Lieutenant: "Listen motards, pile into the van asap. We're doing a beacon search."
by Anthony Matta October 20, 2007
mugGet the CAP Vanmug.

marker cap

A small penis. As compared to big girtha, a marker cap peen will not bring joy to all it hits.
As she reached into his pants to get things started, she realized she was dealing with a marker cap. She immediately thought to herself, "now what the hell am I going to do with that?!"
by RadKels May 1, 2014
mugGet the marker capmug.

Sewer Caps

Oversized dark brown nipples that are flush with and the same color as their aureolas.
Sewer caps are boring to play with.
by RheaovChaos May 7, 2015
mugGet the Sewer Capsmug.

cap and hide

When a girl doesn't feel like brushing her hair but has to go out in public, she will grap a cap to hide her messed up mop in and let the rest hang out as a ponytail in the back.
I didn't feel like brushing my fro so I just put a hat on and did the old cap and hide.
by FASH1976 March 9, 2010
mugGet the cap and hidemug.

Dome Cap

(n). A hat or any head covering that someone places on their head. Also relating to a condom for one's penis.
Bryan: Bro where'd you get that awesome dome cap?

Mike: The one with the lakers logo on it? It's dope huh?! I got it from the hat store down the street

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Mike: Bro be sure you put that dome cap on before you do your thing with that girl

Bryan: You're right, I don't want to be a daddy right now
by MKD-kirn November 27, 2011
mugGet the Dome Capmug.

Cap store

A store where they sell caps to people that are lying
Bro, this guy said the american aducation system is the best. He belongs in the Cap store.
by TheManThatRegretted February 3, 2021
mugGet the Cap storemug.

Sphincter Cap

A device that is inserted into the anus that allows the user to whistle when they fart.
I wasn’t able to whistle Dixie until I purchased my first Sphincter Cap! Now just a-listen!
by FelixTheCat11 June 16, 2021
mugGet the Sphincter Capmug.

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