caps attack

when you go to hit the shift key but accidentaly pressing the caps lock button instead, making all typed letters capitalized giving the essence that what you typed or texted would be considered "yelling"

Dude #1: "WHATZ UP BRO!!!???

Dude #2: "Why are you yelling?

Dude #1: "Oh lol sorry, i was caps attacked"

by mr.dude-guy June 20, 2010

Friendship Cap

When opening a beer, you give the cap as a gift to one of your friends and say "friendship cap".

After opening a beer, I gave Danielle a friendship cap

by emb01746 July 15, 2010

Weiner Cap

WEANER cap is the simple dark red tip of ur Willy after you beat the absolute fuck out of it for a solid 37 minutes.

Damn, my Weiner Cap is almost purple nigga.

by Narcfucc May 29, 2019

kipper cap

A nutritious, sweet, and tasty treat. Usually taken for breaks and goes well with anything else that's sweet like a honey bun or a kit cat. Normally abbreviated as a kipcap.

Girl: My head hurts so bad, something is definitely wrong

Dude: Hey c'mon you deserve a break, have a kipper cap.

Girl: Just what I need :D! I knew I was missing something.

by infrontofyou!!!1 January 23, 2011

marker cap

A small penis. As compared to big girtha, a marker cap peen will not bring joy to all it hits.

As she reached into his pants to get things started, she realized she was dealing with a marker cap. She immediately thought to herself, "now what the hell am I going to do with that?!"

by RadKels May 1, 2014

Rice-cap

chinese rice picker hat also used as a racist term for chinese people

You are such a rice-cap!

by xQueenBeex1 September 28, 2008

cap hell

when a team's current and future commitments are close to or over the salary cap, leaving them little to no cap space to pay or resign their current roster

even if they were to make the playoffs this year they'd still be stuck in cap hell

by memedeity2k17 November 2, 2021