Cake-And-Door Party

A reception/small party, (often involving cake or some form of refreshments), held when a person hated by everyone in the workplace is either resigning, or being "let go." Everyone's more than happy to "give them cake, and show them the door."

Shane (upon seeing the refreshments laid out): Ooh, is it someone's birthday?
Clive: No, haven't you heard? Mary just got a higher-paying position with another firm!
Shane: Awesome! Time to give that bitch a cake-and-door party!

by Dexcab February 1, 2010

Cake Ass

Demasculate, Sensitive, Emotional, Soft, Weak, Can't stand his ground

1. Don't talk to that "cake ass" nigga Ryan he will snitch on you.

2. Look at Shawn buying drinks for the ladies with his "cake ass" self.

by Article19 May 16, 2019

Cake power

A Holiday created by Mary Roach on January 25th 2002. The week before Jan. 25th you must spread the Holidays cheer by telling everyone the date, who created it, and that you must eat a mass amount of cake. The day of the holiday you must 1. Either make a cake... or 2. Have a friend make it for you. You cannot buy the cake unless the cake is to be shared with more then 6 people. Cake power day is supposed to bring fellows and lovers together, even enemys. But more importantly to celebrate the creation of cake. Most would say "Thats what your birthday is for!" but in reality you are celebrating somones birth not the cake. According to Mary Roach to have your birthday on Cakepower day means badluck on that day for you forget to appreciate Cakepower day.

"Happy Cakepower day! Eat lots of Cake!"

by Mary Roach February 7, 2005

cake maker

when a male ejaculates in a condom and cuts off the tip and squezzes the jizz on her like a cake maker does with frosting.

last night i totally made that bitches cake, therfore im a cake maker.

by Jhon Doe May 15, 2006

cake scale

the scale to measure the hottness of the opposite sex

|. Cookies.
|. honey cake
|. cake
|. muffin
|. kosha
|. bread
|. butterz
|. mouldy cake

"on the cake scale, where is jack?"
"sooooo cake"
"kosha more like"
"noooooo!!!!!"
"im sorry hunni" *nods head*

by bobii December 23, 2007

cake stacker

somebody who is going nowhere in life. Stacking cakes being all they are good for. Or a fat person

Person 1: Hey, why does Kevin never come to school?
Person 2: Because he's a fucking cake stacker.

by jake hard May 21, 2011

Cake Tag

A jovial game of social networking tag that involves posting pictures, videos or other media regarding cakes and related baked goods on another's profile. Once you have been cake tagged, you are obligated to return the serve and post cake-related material on the original poster's wall.

"Oh yay! 368 notifications! OH NOOOO! I've been cake tagged!'

by JustCakinIt February 17, 2012