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California Culinary Academy (CCA) 

The California Culinary Academy (CCA) is a Le Cordon Blue school located in San Francisco, California. The CCA is a French style fine dining cooking school. The few students that actually end up graduating usually end up working at Applebees or the Olive Garden after doing free labor called an "externship" at a 3-5 star restaurant . The student population is made up of slutty girls with warped self images, ex carnies from the south, obese people, perverted old men, stoners, cocaine abusers, other substance abusers, alcoholics, ex criminals including sex offenders. The chef instructors and staff are just as bad as the students. More than 30% of the students to do not graduate. Some are just lazy and never took it seriously in the first place, and others just ruin their lives by partying it up in San Francisco and never amount to anything. Attending the CCA and getting a shitty chef job after school will never pay off the forty six grand in loans for tuition and thousands of other loans taken out for housing. If you attend the CCA, you are either a pervert, alcoholic, stoner, junky, creep, or all of the above. If you attend CCA, you can actually get a good culinary education if you take it seriously. But usually once you arrive, you'll just become a junky like the rest of the students.
I attended the California Culinary Academy (CCA) to become a chef. Now I am just an alcoholic.

California Oreo 

A California-style left wing Liberal, a "nanny-stater" who appears to act all for black and colored minority rights on the outside, but is really a white racist on the inside.
Did you hear 'bout John, he talks so hip hop, like he's so cool with the black culture, but yesterday he was overheard saying how frustrating it is working to help black people, they are two steps lower on the genetic ladder than any other race, how nothing can be done to change that, and that's why we have to work on all these nanny state programs.

No, man, you gotta be kiddin', John said that?

Yeah.

What a kiss-ass California Oreo.

Yeah. Bitch slapped by the libs again.

california cocky

Attempted parallel parking that results in a noticeably unparallel park job.
Adny failed driving school because he could only california cocky.
california cocky by A. G. Hock August 6, 2007

California Coldpocket 

The act of taking a shit in ones vagina when said person is dead.
"That night my ex died. So as a last present I dug up her grave and gave her a California Coldpocket." purely an example made for comedic reasons.

California Aftershock

a girl is on all fours and you cum in her butthole. then she stays the same way while you lie under her with your mouth open. you the grab her butt cheeks and shake her butt until your cum exits her ass and falls/slides into your mouth.
Dude that girl was a freak and asked me to do a California Aftershock. ass

California Roll 

The act of pulling up to a stop sign and instead of stopping completely, you quickly look for other oncoming traffic and drive right through the designated stop.
cop Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver For the California Roll i just did?