by Da cat that's BOM as hell March 27, 2018
Possibly the most beautiful word in the English language. Can be used as a compliment or insult.
1. Come here you beautiful cunt!
2. You bloody cunt.
1. Come here you beautiful cunt!
2. You bloody cunt.
by Hutchy505 September 13, 2017
A sterling Anglo- Saxon word representing but not actually denoting the female genitalia or pudenda. Rather, it pertains to a certain human being, male or female, of your acquaintance, for whom, by their regular and peculiar transgressions against your own perceived notions of humanity and decency, leads one to refer to them as a 'Cunt'. That being said, every birthday, I am assailed with the familiar refrain 'Happy Birthday, you terrible cunt', as of course I am exempt from the above definition, which simply refers to 'Cunt', cf Jeremy Clarkson if you're British, or American, Colonel Tom Parker (if you're an Elvis fan). I am, it seems, just a cunt, not like a real fucking copper bottomed, ocean going cunt of the first order like Clarkson. AA Gill is also a simple 'Cunt' but not a benighted cunt, as he's mates with Joan Collins but I took issue with him slighting the Welsh , cf 'Little Trolls'. However, he used to be an alkie and dyslexic to boot (forgiveness there, I'm not Californian -raisin diet, raisin sized brain and all that), so on balance, people, he is a mere 'Cunt', as am I, except on those special occasions when annually,it seems I am elevated to being a terrible cunt and receive a terrible, semi jocular birthday card, that has without a shadow of a doubt been written by some cunt somewhere, probably in China, or New York, which is a place so full of cunts that they don't know what one is anymore.
by oharthur February 16, 2015
by I_L0v3_T1gHt_A$1An_CuNt_ April 14, 2017
A noun describing a woman's vagina or vulva as characterized by its aura, smell, or taste. The word appears in this context in Bret Easton Ellis's 1991 novel American Psycho.
James was pleading with God to please let him taste his new girlfriend's juicy cuntness. She was, after all, a mormon.
by Big Foot Goes South August 07, 2017
In Scotland it is possible to be called
A good cunt
A bad cunt
A no bad cunt
A total cunt
A right cunt
A stupid cunt
A clever cunt
A sneid cunt
A proper cunt
A good cunt
A bad cunt
A no bad cunt
A total cunt
A right cunt
A stupid cunt
A clever cunt
A sneid cunt
A proper cunt
by propergandhi December 11, 2011
by IDontLikeDonaldTrump23534 October 23, 2015