Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

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Crash Dummy

a) Someone who knowingly commits dangerous or harmful acts that can result in a negative outcome

b) Same as an actual Crash Test Dummy but under different circumstances

1. Don’t be a crash dummy selling drugs on the street knowing you have kids at home.

2. Sleeping with your friend’s man just because your boyfriend flirted with her is crash dummy activities.

3. You’re a crash dummy if you try to sell someone a stolen car.

by JustThinkAboutIt May 27, 2025

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crash the mall

Word that should, could be used instead of better-off vague "third places" (I hate that name).

The loss of malls to crash (crash the mall-ing) been disaster to human race. While it is safer, all joy is gone...

by dame_dane June 2, 2025

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A crash

When a crush goes wrong…
This can happen in many ways, for example:

Being rejected, friend/sibling zoned,

Becoming too obsessed and making them hate you
You find out that your crush is a horrible person/has a terrible habit etc.
Or when you know everything about them and they didn’t know you existed.

Basically when your crush, crashes.

Jen: I love you Brad!!
Brad: Who are you…?
Jen: *in mind* well that crush turned into a crash

by Low_Wifi December 6, 2022

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