crash land

verb. to urgently or uncontrollably begin shitting after one's pants are down and one has begun to descend to sit on the toilet but before one's butt cheeks have touched down on the toilet seat.

Sorry I'm late, I had to crash land after eating a gas station burrito.

by iwreckbathrooms April 10, 2022

lock crash

when you're locking in but crashing out the same time

when you don't know whether or not to lock in or crash out so you do both. lock crash

by miinnssuuggaa June 25, 2025

crash gropped

The act of falling into a person for the pure sake of groppimg or diddling them

That lady got crash gropped

by Struggle10 July 21, 2021

I had to crash the build

When a program or server is locked up - you force close it through task manager

This pile of code is shit- I had to crash the build to get back to the desktop

by TwatCrasher January 4, 2024

Crash out

To go insane: Virgoyari

Yari: Im about to crash out in this bitch.

by virgoyari April 22, 2024

Reasonable Crash Out

When you Crash Out but the situation is so messed up you’re justified.

Person 1: Yo! I just saw our neighbor setting her husband’s car on fire!

Person 2: Wait didn’t he cheat on her with her best friend while she was pregnant?

Person 1: Yeah, I think so.

Person 2: Eh, reasonable crash out, I would’ve done the same.

by ThunderousKirin March 10, 2025

Car crash pickup

When you see your crush driving in front of you and you want her number so bad that you deliberately cause a car crash. You’ll need her number for insurance purposes, so it’s a guaranteed way to get her number.

My crush won’t give me her number, so i did a car crash pickup and got it myself.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 29, 2020