Crank Jockey

One who is fascinated and obsessed with their own and others' phallic. Usually the first to suggest a circle jerk or dutch rudder and often has a record for exposing himself in public.

Dude, we can't invite that Shawn C to poker nights anymore... he's a total crank jockey!

Crank Jockey by taintmonster January 1, 2012

cracky-tack 

Laughing so hard that you burp and fart at the same time. Although few cases have ever been reported, it is believed to be the number one cause of Scrotal Arthritis.

"He had a cracky-tack? What the fuck is 'Scrotal Arthritis'?!?!"

cracky-tack by thedirtymeatball January 10, 2012

crankaneese 

The language someone uses when they are strung out on methamphetamine due to their mouth being dry or otherwise pronunciation similar to having marble mouth. The person also slurs their words while coming down from their high after being awake for several days

Marble mouthcrankanease The sketchy meth head was only speaking crankaneese by day 5.

crankaneese by LDD76 January 28, 2013

crankified 

someone who is extra, extra cranky, surly and agitated about life and things that irritate them.

Geez, ever since Jeremy's wife left him, he has been so crankified with his co-workers!

crankified by hotflmomma February 22, 2013

crank it out day 

Crank it out day is universally takes place on Thursday of each week. It is when you tell everyone at work that you are really going to "Crank Out the Work" because you have failed to do anything meaningful or constructive during the week. This phrase was originally coined by Jack Wagon.

Don't forget that tomorrow is "Crank it out day"

crank it out day by MaskedCrapper December 4, 2013

Crankoocronut 

A crankoo and a cronut enjoyed at the same time. Hence, a simultaneous cry, wank, poo, croissant and donut.

I enjoyed the cronut so much that I decided to combine it with a crankoo. In short, I had a crankoocronut.

Crankoocronut by Merismus December 23, 2013

crank hoe

Someone who trades sex for drugs.

"got meth" crank hoe asks. " i got dirty pussy"

crank hoe by ladydano April 26, 2015