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coast guard reserve

Americas 38th line of defense, behind the Mothers Against Drunk Driving and the Rhode Island army national guard and ahead of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People

Also known as "Sea Food" by Marines and Soldiers (Real military)

Coast Guard reservists are called into action about as much as a 87 year old mans penis (a 1 in 453,678 chance)
Yo man you in the Coast Guard Reserves?

Yeah dude!

So you do nothing and get paid for it?
by dirt biker bro May 6, 2012
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Coasting

The day after you smoke weed, preferably a really good kind, and are in a very chill kickback state. One could in-fact describe it as the opposite of a hangover.

Having a coasting experience you weel feel really relaxed, usually not lazy as the effects of the marijuana have worn off, and uneffected by the stresses of the day. Coasting is the ultimate after-high
"Dude I'm feeling so awsome today, yesterday I smoked some dank shit and now I'm just coasting."
by Nickdaguanja December 6, 2009
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copabananas

A blend of sensibilities from the 1970's and today.
Yo dawg, if Barry Manilow and Gwen Stefani did a song together, that shit would be copabananas!
by Jonah Gabriel September 25, 2005
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coasty ridin

when you blowed as hell and yo feet just glidin!
we smoked a fat J it got me coasty ridin !
by TREYVON BRADLEY August 4, 2007
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Capashitty

Its the amount of poop you can hold it and the time that you can hold it in for.
Man 1: Hey whats your Capashitty
Man 2: 5 hours maximum bro. After that i lose it!
by fungusshit October 7, 2009
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cum coaster

A tattoo on the lower back thought to identify a woman as sexually promiscuous. Such a tattoo is a hypothetical target for semen should a man be having unprotected sex with a partner doggy style and decide to pull out just prior to ejaculation, hence cum coaster.

See: Tramp Stamp
"I pulled out and shot my load all over that tramp's cum coaster."
by Josepolis January 17, 2008
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West Coast Effect

A strange phenomenon which occurs to a portion of people from the west coast, in which they develop a massive superiority complex, and a shitty attitude towards the rest of the country. This often results in them believing the entire Midwest is full of rednecks, small towns and farmland (despite the fact that the Midwest is the largest and most populous region in the US).
Angeleno (person from LA): Yo breh LA has tha best weather and Kansas is full of rednecks and farmland fuk Kansas City dued. And cali is sooo full of culture and we got oceans and mountains dued it's the center of the universe!!!! And liek 6 ppl live in the Midwest dued

Kansas Citian: Tell me more about how shitty and polluted your ocean and air is. And while you're at it, Google some pictures of the Midwest and acknowledge the fact that that the Midwest is home to the great lakes, which are basically seas, and have some great beaches, and that Colorado has mountains. And you'll be happy to know that it is home to cities like Chicago, Kansas City, Denver, St. Louis, Detroit, and Minneapolis (most of which beat the shit out of most Californians cities). And before I beat your ass, I might as well let you know that it's only cold and "shitty" for about 1/4 of the year, which is because of this great new thing called winter. That's W-I-N-T-E-R. We also have summer, spring, and fall. They're called seasons. That's S-E-A-S-O-N-S. But I wouldn't expect someone who only experiences ONE season to know that. After all, you live in a fucking desert. Looks like you have a bad case of the West Coast Effect.
by KingOfChicago November 16, 2014
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