get clarked

get absolutely fucked up the bum

come here and get clarked

by lannyandliv September 7, 2022

Freddie Clarke

The greatest most sexiest guy on earth

Tom walked in the room “that’s definitely a Freddie Clarke”

by Fredhrueihfhd November 7, 2022

joseph clark

A hard working guy. That occasionally enjoys trading pepperoni sticks for oral pleasure.

Yooo I totally got Christian to joseph clark me last night on my way home only cost me 2 pepperoni sticks

by Weldshopchaos November 17, 2022

Wes Clark

somebody who is a gigantic faggot 101% of the time

'Wes Clark is that one fag bag that works in a gun store right?'
'Omg hes so gay. Must be Wes Clark!'

by defnotwesclark April 30, 2022

Clark

Clark is a kind man that cares way too much for those he cares about to the point he sacrifices a lot of himself. He fights for his loved ones and what he believes in. He listens to everyone's problems, but rarely talks about his in fear that he might be sharing too much. He understands others and can adapt to the most diverse friend groups. Clark deserves so much more than what he's given. Ladies don't treat him right and take advantage of his kindness because he allows it. Clark is funny and hard to forget. He's also kinda crazy.

me: who was it that made a flamethower in class?

friends: oh, yeah; that was clark

by Bigdragoncock May 11, 2022

Jacqueline Clark

A famous writer who wrote “Mcdonald’s Lover” back in 2019 after her Mother tragically passed away , Jacqueline was so distraught she stayed home for 6 months.

Man 1: Look that fat bastard Jacqueline clarks mother died!

Man 2:she is probably ordering mcdonald’s to get over it.

by Burgerlover2017 September 17, 2022

Tessa Clark

Tessa Clark's love america. They say the pledge of allegiance out loud. They also like crushing up chips and love buzz feed quizzes. They are superman's sister and if they were a food they would be a muffin.

I love Tessa Clark's.

by I Love America and Muffins September 21, 2022