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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
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Raymond Clark

Raymond Clark is really funny. He is much funnier than his friends. He really hates Kangaroos, but loves cats. A Raymond Clark typically abides in cooler climates and hates the heat due to his heavy stature.
Raymond Clark is so much funnier than Drew.

or

I fell in love with Raymond Clark the moment I laid eyes on him. He is so funny, but don't mention Kangaroos around him. Seriously, do NOT mention Kangaroos.
by RCcola1015 August 29, 2023
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Boris Clark

"Femboy Friday", "Tummy Tuesdays" or "Subslut Sundays" Boris Clark does it all, transforming the Twitter space with his short-form content and artistic snapshots.
Chad 1: Did you hear Boris Clark made a new post?

Chad 2: Oh sick, Throatfuck Thursdays are coming back baby!
by Ludix March 4, 2022
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john clarke

by xfinxmarkx00 January 28, 2017
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seth clark

Seth Clark, a really buff and cool dude that likes to play football and whip up some bomb ass steak for his homies. Seth Clark is a shark because of his powerful punches when some idiot gets in his way, Seth is Clark and Clark is seth.
oh shit here comes seth clark. watch out for seth. looking at him can lead you into a 1v1 on basketball
by Beanbob44 June 21, 2023
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Frankie Clark

Frankie Clark is and funny dependable understanding guy with a bright future but his one downside is that he’s fucking blind and can’t see what the fuck is in front of him
by Some guy who knows all January 4, 2022
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Lewis & Clark Junior High

A junior high school containing grades 6-8 located in Wood River, Illinois. It is a crappy school with lots of bigots. A lot of the teachers there are very interesting. People love to make fun of them.

The majority of the people are white females. The most common practices include chewing gum and sticking it under desks, stealing pencils, threatening to beat people up, making fun of teachers, talking about pot, and getting detentions. Pretty much a normal school.
Person from good school: Where do you go to school at?
Person from LCJH: Grl I be goin ta LCJH (Lewis & Clark Junior High)!!!!!
Person from good school: What is it like there?
Person from LCJH: Ummmm idk, u wannt somme potttt????
by MRM!! April 21, 2011
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