Tuscan Chili Dog 

When a chick diherras on your flacid weiner while you're sleeping, and then punches you in the balls, so that you wake up and grab your balls and you get shit all over your hands, and while you're grabbing your dick and balls, she pokes you in the eye and you rub your eyes and get pink eye.

I cheated on my girlfriend, and she found out and gave me a Tuscan Chili Dog.

Tuscan Chili Dog by Nathan Mckay (and Brittany) November 4, 2008

Omaha Chili Whip 

When tapping ass doggie style, make a nice puddle of man milk on her back and then proceed to slap your dick in the puddle numerous times until the puddle is gone. The result will be an interior designers dream with snail trails galore.

I helped Brooke “paint” her apartment this weekend courtesy of the Omaha Chili Whip.

Omaha Chili Whip by Yuliqa MaDiq June 22, 2006

Mexican Chili Bowl 

This involves two people, person one will lay facing the ground with their ass in the air over person two, then person one will cup their hands under their butt hole. Next person one will let loose their bowls and this makes a "bowl of chili" in their hands. Person one will then drop this bowl on the face of the unsuspecting victim. This works best with a watery diarrhea, not solid excrement.

"Derek gave Kevin a Mexican Chili Bowl, he shouldn't have fallen asleep"

Mexican Chili Bowl by dobe2049 December 15, 2008

Skyline Chili 

1) A chain of chili joints found in the "Chili Joint Capital of the World," Cincinnati. The chili itself is tasty, but unfortunately resembles what goes in the toilet the day after a long night of drinking Budweiser and eating burritos.

2) Instant and unforgiving laxative, only $5.99 for a huge plate.

1) I just stopped at Skyline, and almost shit myself on the way home.

2) I just stopped at Skyline, and almost shit myself on the way home.

Skyline Chili by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004

open faced chili dog 

The sexual act of taking a crap on the chest of a flat woman and then making sweet love to her breasts.

I met this chick who had really small tits, but it's ok, because I just gave her an open faced chili dog.

open faced chili dog by Crappy Diaper October 13, 2007

digging your chili 

to be into another person; to have the hots for

Hey man, that smokin hot sorority babe is definitely digging your chili, getcha some of that.

or the ebonics version:
Shoot nigga, that ho is diggin yo chili. You gonna get some poon tonight!

digging your chili by Adam the Dominator December 9, 2008

digging your chili 

This is a phrase to express interest in another person. If someone is "digging your chili" then they like you in a non-platonic way.

"I'm totally digging Laura's chili."
or
"Um," he said sheepishly, "I'm kind of digging your chili."

digging your chili by LaurenMarie November 4, 2007