The burklesnatch is the ancient move of the peice of shit uncle the move is basically were the uncle walks by there nephew and death farts in there face and calls them a punk. (Translation burklesnatch, death fart)
by Peice of shit uncle September 18, 2023
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Guy 2: "Hey what are you doing?"
Guy 3: "I'm stealing his money!"
Guy 2: "That's pretty burglartory of you."
Guy 2: "Hey what are you doing?"
Guy 3: "I'm stealing his money!"
Guy 2: "That's pretty burglartory of you."
by Nigzilla197 October 8, 2023
Get the Burglartory mug.When one is feeling particularly under the weather, hungover, tired etc the perfect solution is the Burnley alka seltzer.
This is when an individual masterbates, has an orgasm and then continues to masterbate until they have a second orgasm.
For the uninitiated or out of practice a soak period of up to 7 minutes is allowed between the first orgasm and the start of the second session of self love for it to qualify as a Burnley alka seltzer and to feel the benefits.
With more practice and to feel greater benefits, this soak period should reduce until a seasoned professional of the 5 fingered shuffle should leave no gap between the first and second fights with the purple headed yoghurt slinger.
This is when an individual masterbates, has an orgasm and then continues to masterbate until they have a second orgasm.
For the uninitiated or out of practice a soak period of up to 7 minutes is allowed between the first orgasm and the start of the second session of self love for it to qualify as a Burnley alka seltzer and to feel the benefits.
With more practice and to feel greater benefits, this soak period should reduce until a seasoned professional of the 5 fingered shuffle should leave no gap between the first and second fights with the purple headed yoghurt slinger.
Friend "Mate I'm hungover as fuck right now."
You "sounds like you need a quick Burnley alka seltzer to get yourself back in the game mate"
You "doctor I've been feeling under the weather for a while now and I just can't shift it, I've tried paracetamol and ibuprofen, I've had a day off work, I've even thought about doing some of that homeopathic shit"
Doctor "right I'm prescribing you a burnley alka seltzer, go straight home, take it and I think you'll feel much better straight away"
You "sounds like you need a quick Burnley alka seltzer to get yourself back in the game mate"
You "doctor I've been feeling under the weather for a while now and I just can't shift it, I've tried paracetamol and ibuprofen, I've had a day off work, I've even thought about doing some of that homeopathic shit"
Doctor "right I'm prescribing you a burnley alka seltzer, go straight home, take it and I think you'll feel much better straight away"
by Lex Kidderminster October 15, 2023
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