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crumpet burner

Someone who makes it their main purpose to ruin the fun for everyone else.
Look at that crumpet burner pop that kids balloon
by Toshir0z January 12, 2015
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Bunsen Burner

The burning sensation left behind after a man has sex with a fork so intensely and fast it leaves her vagina radiating heat.
Joe: So how was it?
Tim: You'd have to ask her, all I know is I left her with a Bunsen Burner. When I was through her vagina was so hot I could've warmed my hands like a campfire.
by WebsterOfLies December 21, 2017
mugGet the Bunsen Burnermug.

tea-burner

One who SOMEHOW accidentally (or maybe purposefully because who the hell could accidentally do this shit) burns tea.
Sarah, a high-ranking member of the Society of Tea-Burners, burnt yet another cup of tea. May god have mercy on her soul.
by semitart July 2, 2018
mugGet the tea-burnermug.

spoon burner

robbie’s maw is stirlings biggest spoon burner
by miguel2 °bellyrolls April 23, 2023
mugGet the spoon burnermug.

Burner

A one night hoe. aka, disposable cell phone or a gun
by 311kid August 10, 2017
mugGet the Burnermug.

Stump-burner

A woman who derives sexual pleasure from burning genital warts off her clitoris with a blunt
Remember Becky? I hear she’s a stump-burner now
by Summer&Batman July 1, 2021
mugGet the Stump-burnermug.

tip burner

When a girl with acid reflux deepthroats your cock thus causing a burnt tip
"This girl gave me.the best head the other day! She had no gag reflex, but she had acod reflux so it was a tip burner."
by demon shits March 5, 2014
mugGet the tip burnermug.

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