Bryan

Stalker

Bryan is a stalker

by AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH June 18, 2022

Bryan

He looks like an arrangement of ugly things; purple minion, Rumpelstiltskin, baby grinch, and un ratooooon. He's mommy's favorite. He's so far up her ass that he was born with some shit on his ears. He has beef with the tooth fairy so she took all his teeth. He's bilingual thanks to his brothers, he speaks English and fatass. His hobby is eating while watching spy ninjas on mommy's phone.

Bryan is so annoying.

by ChiquieMami February 3, 2022

Bryan

The type of guy to get a girl pregnant and say it was an accident.

Bryan: It was an accident!!!

by EthanMarasinigang November 4, 2023

bryan

the most amazing guy. who actually has an IQ over 9000. and is the most important person in the world. you can also describe him as perfect.

he is a bryan

by the saviour of the memes November 5, 2019

bryan lehman

Someone who is usually blonde with a medium size penis but has sex with lots of women all the time, and loves playing sports and getting fucked up.

Me and bryan lehman had a 3 way!

by John Logan January 24, 2017

Pulling a Bryan

When you are feeling like a sad pathetic loser, so you text your ex begging her to take you back.

P1:Did you hear about Ted?
P2:Nah, what happened?
P1:He tried pulling a Bryan on Doug's girl!

P2:How did it end up?

P1:They read the messages together and laughed about how pathetic he was!

by Nutsackmuscle February 19, 2019

Bryan

He has the biggest dick out of all his friends and plenty of girls have crushes on him. He might even give u a booty call. He has at least a friend whith glasses.He is also rich,good at games and owns every console except the Nintendo switch.

Bryan:is cool funny has a huge dick and other things so yhea.

by By Godzilla September 25, 2019