Second Breakfast

To perform oral sex in the morning, before lunch but after breakfast

Man, when I spent the night at his house, he made me an omlette, and then later he had second breakfast if ya know what I mean

by bundleofsticks July 17, 2014

morning breakfast

A hot steamy pan of dookie pie, usually served in bed, restrained.

"Good morning honey, what's for break-oh the hell's that smell?"
"Hold on honey! *brrrp* Umph! *frapapapapapa* Ahhh. Here you go sweetie, morning breakfast"
"Oh what the Bolshevik!"

by Suijen September 26, 2005

Breakfast at Tiffany's

A great novella written by Truman Capote in 1958 and later hijacked in 1961 to produce a watered-down film of the same name in the form of a romantic comedy. Narrated by a male christened "Fred", the story centres upon his former friend Holly Golightly, a street wise, free-spirited nineteen year old who ran away from her Texas home and husband to live life as a scandalous socialite/call girl/wannabe gold-digger in New York. The underlying theme is the fear of love, stability, and emotional attachment that drives Holly's "wild thing" persona, and the inability of the narrator's inhibited love for Holly to manifest itself as her salvation. Unlike the film version, Capote's Holly is true to life in that psychologically damaged people do not drastically change their ways and live happily ever after once they are basically told to grow up. Also unlike the film, a horrendously unfunny racist portrayal of Mr Yunioshi is absent.

"It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear."
--Holly Golightly, 'Breakfast at Tiffany's'.

by PinkGoddess December 18, 2010

breakfast joke

The most important joke of the day. If you dont laugh at it, you'll get sleepy around 11:30.

Sleepy dude: Aw man, why am I so tired, its only noon.

Me: Yeah, thats cause I told a breakfast joke and you didnt laugh at it.

by Armthehobos July 13, 2007

Dirty Chewbacca with a Portuguese breakfast

When a male/Female grows his/her pubic care extra long and his/her partner barfs on his pubic care. Then they must perform oral sex to the persons pubic care who has been barfed on. That is the Dirty Chewbacca. Then you crack an egg in persons ass who did not get the Dirty Chewbacca and fuck them in the ass with your Pubic Care covered in barf and finish inside them. Then he/she must poop out the egg and semen into the a pan to cook. Enjoy

"Awww that Dirty Chewbacca with a Portuguese breakfast was tasty!"

by Pantera69138 January 12, 2010

breakfast swamp

The soggy state a female finds herself in at breakfast if she hasn't washed since sex the night before. This state continues indefinately (perhaps far beyond breakfast), until a clean-up is possible.

I can't meet meet your mates while I'm in this breakfast swamp; let me shower first.

by Beneficiary October 3, 2007

breakfast meeting

When you meet a girl out at night and you have to have breakfast with her in hopes of learning her name.

I was so gone I had to have a breakfast meeting just to remember her name.

by nsh1212 March 14, 2008