Brandon is a crack head.
by True loved by Alyssa September 21, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a kind and intelligent boy who lives to do things with passion. He is good in bed and loves to show effection. Brandon will always be faithful and never let you down. Brandon's are the best type of boyfriends. But he's not just a good boyfreind he's is my freind and is always there to listen however there is rumours that's some Brandon's have an attention span of a horney duck🦆. I love you Brandon love from your boyfriends Mark xx
by Top of bottom? 101 January 23, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. by hiangelinahehe May 28, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon looks just like Steve Urkel, just a tab bit nerdier. Typically thinks he's a 'gangsta' but is about as scary as a 90 grandma in a wheel chair. He has a good credit score, so you really know he isn't about that life. Brandon usually gets drunk off of 1 drink. Secretly wishes he could come out about his fantasies he has about other men, but his church he regularly attends wouldn't approve. He also has the best assistant at his job (the blonde with big boobs). And yes, assistant at work, he REALLY ISN'T ABOUT THAT LIFE. If you're a girl, don't go searching for Brandon.. He will find you and seek a friendship as tight as unicorns and rainbows. If you're a guy, hide yo junk unless you about day life.
"That 10 year old wanna-be gangster listening to Ludacris is SO BRANDON!"
"My friends call me 'Brandon' now because I have a smoking hot assistant"
"My friends call me 'Brandon' now because I have a smoking hot assistant"
by VioletBlueberry June 1, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. An only child who’s mom splits up with dad for a woman . Mom is crazy as shit and tends to scream at son for no apparent reason. Lesbian lover has huge handles and is the man in the gay relationship. The father, on the other hand, is a lonely drunk
by miltonsauntie October 12, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. Super annoying, has bad temper, gets no pussy
Meet as little as a new horns can't get girls cause he is a little pussy and gay. Sucks at every game ever made, such a monkey
Meet as little as a new horns can't get girls cause he is a little pussy and gay. Sucks at every game ever made, such a monkey
by Big_big_fat ding February 5, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is the coolest guy on the planet! He knows all things and loves being active. He’s the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet and means every word he says so ya better believe it! He stands tall and prideful but not in a pompous way, rather he exudes confidence in such an elegant manner and will make you feel like you are the only person in the world with him. Brandon will love you like no other man can show you love. If you meet a Brandon, latch on like a tic on a dog because you’ll miss out on all of the beautiful adventures you will go on with him if you don’t.
Girl 1: “hey, is that Brandon over there?”
Girl 2: “yup, he’s a catch, I’ve heard.”
Girl 1: “I better get my ass over ther !”
Girl 2: “yup, he’s a catch, I’ve heard.”
Girl 1: “I better get my ass over ther !”
by Sweet buns of steel February 5, 2018
Get the Brandonmug.