Metaphorical Brad

A metaphorical Brad is synonymous to a metaphorical Chad. They were not born with that as their name, but they very well could have been.

“I don’t care if his name was John. He was a metaphorical Brad with all that vineyard vines on.”

by flimsysexuction August 2, 2018

Brad Rockett

lil fat shit

that lil fat chubs name is ~Brad Rockett

by fatcuntbrad December 14, 2018

Brad

Brad is the strongest dude you will ever meet. He has the UTMOST respect for his sisters and ALWAYS looks out for them. If one of his MANY sisters gets a boyfriend, Brad thoroughly checks the guy over with his fists.
Brad keeps the bad guys at bay and will one day become President of the Moon.
Good job, Brad! Keep on keeping on!

Oh no, that guy is dating a Kuntray girl! He is going to get Bradded!

by KuntrayQueen December 30, 2019

Brad

A person who like to pop

I'm Brad and I like to POP pop POp POP

by word2thebird December 6, 2018

Brad

A Brad is a Caucasian man who takes an action, out of White Privilege, said action would normally would be frowned upon, but a Brad has no social awareness that his action is prejudicing someone else.

He’s a Brad. Look at that Brad. He’s a Brad in the making.

by HoneyComb Brown July 8, 2019

brad hess

A man on the down low (secretly gay while in a relationship )

Hey man, your girl called me the other night. She is worried you might be A brad hess

by Rus44035 January 29, 2018

brad

a brad who is not a douche.

That guy gets a bad rap because he works out, he's a brad.

by Esarey December 11, 2018