satellite boobs

when a girls boobs point in two different directions like they are orbiting the girls midsection in different directions.

dude, that girls boobs looked hot till she got naked. they were freakin satellites

by bones May 13, 2005

dude boobs

male breasts; usually occuring from overeating, working out, or illegal supplemant usage

I'd like to titfuck those dude boobs.

by twat eater October 5, 2007

gopher boobs

boobs that hang and or sag low(see cowboobs or utters)

man1: yo see that girl? she had gopher boobs!
man2: gopher boobs? what are they?
man1: you take off the bra and they "gopher the floor"
man2: that is just fucked up

by Big Muthafuckin Red June 15, 2007

block boobs

When a girl works out constantly, and appears to have boobs that looks like blocks.

Dang! Did you see that girl at the gym?! She had them block boobs!

by Lil niqqa March 22, 2014

National No Boobs Day

For are my females whos boobies are small, this day is made just for you

"Double D?"
Lmao never heard of her, my boobs are even less than a cup B. Happy National No Boobs Day (Oct 16)

by Giulianni October 16, 2019

belly boobs

when a girl wears a really tight shirt but shes fat so the shirt sort of rolls making her stomach look like another set of boobs

man look at that girls belly boobs why cant she just where clothes that fit

by CImm December 31, 2008

sugar boobs

A well endowed, older, attractive female. Usually in the workplace, but may apply to other women with whom one may encounter or interact with on a typical day to day professional basis.

The senior co-manager was pleased to learn that her subordinate male co-workers had labeled her, a sugar boobs.

by wrinklewrists August 23, 2017