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Blunkettisation

From "Blunkett".
- "Blunkettised"

1) The mental state invoked that a native (probably white) UK citizen ends up in when they are faced with the fear of opening their mouths to express their opinion of the apalling state of unlimited immigration & asylum in the UK.
Terriefied that some jumped-up little queen will start screaming NAZI at them for holding their opinion.
The irony being that the UK has had untill recently the priviledge of free speech... (lol).

2) When a neighbourhood or town is overwhelmed with immigrants and asylum seekers who stand around all day with nothing to do; dressed in leather jackets, chino's & bling; talking jibberish into the latest mobile phones.
1) So I'm a racist Nazi now because I object to the council buying land behind my cottage where they are going to build a camp to house hundreds of immigrants & asylum seekers for years while their declined applications are permanently lost in Gov't Bureaucracy
Shh! Can't say anything to offend!!!
I've been BLUNKETTISED.

2) Shit, the whole neighbourhood's full of asylum seekers these days - the place has been effectively BLUNKETTISED.
by shocked and off the fence February 13, 2005
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the bucket

This is the slang term for the city pawtucket, Rhode Island as is is affectionately called by its residents. It is also refferred to as this in several crappy movies.
Yeah, I don't live in some upscale town like Lincoln, I'm from The Bucket.
by catastrophe19 December 27, 2008
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dunce bucket

The worst insult of insults to ever exist. Like, the worst.
Person 1: Damn, you ugly as fuck
Person 2: Shut up you Dunce bucket
Person 1: ...... (okay)

WARNING: USE WITH CAUTION!
by The_Truth@69 October 15, 2013
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kfc bucket

a kfc bucket is quite simply a massive fanny
dean close has a kfc bucket
by bob September 4, 2004
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buckethead

A derogatory term used for a low-life woman who is good for nothing but to empty your load. Not even hit it and quit it status as you don't take the time to think of her needs. Just fill her up and toss her when you're done. Not the girl you bring home to mom. Likely to frequent street corners while disguised as your typical club rat. Definitely gonna wanna double wrap it for good measure.

Someone who maybe not all your friends have screwed, but she/or he for that matter, has definitely at least tried to give head to half of them.
"Yo bro, you seeing that girl from last night again?"
"Nah, man.. She was a buckethead. She's lucky I gave her a ride home when I was done.. Which reminds me, You know any good places to have my car detailed?"
by Lil_D9786 March 19, 2013
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bucket seat

Easy and comfortable to slide into.


See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
Every ride should have bucket seats.
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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blunkett

the act of ejaculating in another's eyes so that they are unable to see
i gave her such a blunkett last night she mistook her tampon for a ciggy
by James Cartwheel June 29, 2008
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