trash bat

Song written by the band AFI off their Missing Man EP... what exactly is a Trash Bat? You will need to ask the lyricist and singer Davey Havok.

Once more with a smile
Broken teeth and bloody eyes
In my mean light
My, my, my
Trash bat

by Crashlove 77 December 11, 2018

boston bat wangers

a set or pair of hang down vaginal lips that are larger than normal. to be true 'boston bat wangers'; they must hang low/long enough to wrap around a penis

I went down on her & she had the largest set of boston bat wangers I've ever tasted.

by fuzzypugnutz February 16, 2010

baceball bat

An implement used by a certain N Kiote for pleasuring his anal area.

See also ass clown and turd burglar.

N Kiote found his baceball bat lodged horizontally in his lower rectum. And it hurt like a bitch.

by jaap March 29, 2004

Back End of the Bat Mobile

The state of your Brass Eye soon after you eat a really hot curry.

"I had a Ring Stinger in the Benghazi restaurant last night, and now I've got a dose of Gandhi's Revenge. My arse feels like the back end of the Bat Mobile."

by Snapper240 July 16, 2005

ugly bat

Exactly like an ugly stick, except it's effects of ugly are much greater.

Steve: "Oh man, that girl's boyfriend sure got hit in the face by an ugly bat."
Bob: "Yeah, she only likes him for his money."

by Reallynotnick February 8, 2008

Trailer Bat

A nasty, slutty and classless woman. A woman of poor hygiene and of poor taste. A female of low education, low intellect and little to no moral or ethical values.

A women who wears white jeans, big hair, a half shirt, is loud and sleeps around...is a trailer bat.

"That girl over at the bar is doable..." "Yeah, but look at her, she's a total trailer bat."

by Janesamania October 23, 2009

Cry bat

Masturbating while crying.

Oh, I'll just have to go home and have a cry bat.

by MaxK January 30, 2008