Honey Badgering

When you're masterbating and your ejaculation forms a perfect line over the base of your penis, giving it a mohawk.

Last night I was practicing honey badgering to impress my girlfriend, you know how she loves mohawks.

by JarJarSHARPEDO October 22, 2014

Badger Raper

slang for the company Bontrager. They make Bicycle wheels and parts

Dude, i just broke another spoke on my badger raper

by Poof Ace the Chump Raper September 10, 2009

now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent

by Imnotthough December 30, 2024

Badgered it

When you leave the hair curler on the carpet and burn a hole.

Hey Cody badgers got a hole in her carpet
Yeahhh she badgered it up

by NortherNmexicaN September 16, 2025

reverse badger

Having sex while the girl has her legs interlocked behind her head.

What’s ur favorite sex position?
Mines the reverse badger.

by Firehawk3256 July 11, 2023

backseat badger

A backseat badger is someone who gets frequently banged in the backseat wether it is their own car, their parents’ car, or their hook up’s honda civic

Ryan: yo, I never knew clarissa was such a Backseat Badger.
Todd: Yeah she’s banged in the backseat with the whole football team

by Ronald Ayum June 16, 2023

seth badger

he still hold the word record of the biggest pp in the world but previously it was 14 inches now it 17inches he has a new love of his life but this one is actually gonna last forever and they don't think that they will last forever they know they will his new love of his life is the most funniest, gorgeous, cutest, sexiest person in the world he loves her soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much she is the most important thing in the world to him he will never do anything to hurt her and is that lucky to have her and is the only thing he can think about she never leaves his mind .

reminds me of the Seth badger relationship

by Sethtttttttttt1 April 25, 2021