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before-bedder

When someone who still lives with their parents has a marijuana session before going to bed. To pull off a successful before-bedder, one needs a Bounce-blower in order to cover the incriminating scent. It is recommended that the person performing the before-bedder go under their covers (with their pipe or bong, etc., as it is not as effictient with a joint), and after taking a rip, cover the bowl with their hand and then breathe through their Bounce-blower and into a shirt (the shirt is used to absorb the scent). Afterward, it is wise to watch TV (if you have one in your room); watch a comedy show, or movie, if you have the means.
Alex was too scared to have a before-bedder until Joe told him that he had had one in his parents' bedroom after they had gone to sleep.
by Zoomster April 23, 2006
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bust a bladder

oscar the 8 ur old would bust a bladder and thoguht he was getting off.
by michael paradise July 20, 2006
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double dipping ass badger

noun-someone who double dips a badger in the ass, the ultimate in douche-baggery, faggotry, and ass-hattery. They are so vial, not only are they double dipping, they're double dipping something that bites back.
That kid made up a nickname for himself, he calls himself LD? It means long dong? What a double dipping ass badger
by kosher crew August 22, 2010
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Badger Ham

An exceptionally large, meaty penis with a wild, salty flavour.
Imagine my delight to find he was concealing a badger ham in his pants!
by Delalune March 18, 2011
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bladdermouth

Someone who talks absolute pish.
See that idiot over there? He is a total bladdermouth!
by PCPuss March 22, 2011
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Aqua Badger

An Aqua Badger is born when someone takes a shit in water they are swimming in. Only in the outdoors though. swimming pools dont count. This practice is commonly used when beach or bush camping and there are no amenities.
Dont go for a swim for at least 5 minutes, dont want to bump into an Aqua badger
by newsteam January 3, 2010
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Dirt Badger

noun.
1. Any person who is not a white Protestant male.
2. A particularly promiscuous woman
3. The skin between the anus and the scrotum (see also gooch and taint)
4. Any person who is not an African Muslim.
5. Someone with an extreme longing for wedding cake.
6. A powerful spell that, when cast, causes the recipient to lose violent control of their bowels.
I went to Detroit, and saw a bunch of stinking dirt badgers selling coke on the corner.

Dude, we ran a train on your mom last night! Told you she was a dirt badger!

I haven't had a bath in a month. My dirt badger smells like death.

Death to all infidels, and American dirt badgers!

Ever since I saw that show "Cake Boss," I've been a complete dirt badger.

So I cast dirt badger with my Level 31 mage and totally made the enemy Orcs shit all over themselves.
by Nuke Fandango June 18, 2011
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